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      06-25-2010, 01:55 AM   #1
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If you had a clone of yourself..

and you had sex with it, would it be considered gay or masturbation?

My friend asked me this today and I couldn't help but laugh. hahaha
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It actually wouldn't be either of those as masturbation is the act of pleasuring yourself, your immediate physical self more specifically, while being gay describes the same gender...as far as terminology goes, I'd say you'd be monosexual
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OK. I admit I laughed upon reading this thread.
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and you had sex with it, would it be considered gay or masturbation?

My friend asked me this today and I couldn't help but laugh. hahaha
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It actually wouldn't be either of those as masturbation is the act of pleasuring yourself, your immediate physical self more specifically, while being gay describes the same gender...as far as terminology goes, I'd say you'd be monosexual
never looked at it that way.. but your answer makes the most sense. lol i didn't even know how to reply. I just laughed and called him and idiot
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It actually wouldn't be either of those as masturbation is the act of pleasuring yourself, your immediate physical self more specifically, while being gay describes the same gender...as far as terminology goes, I'd say you'd be monosexual
i think that's his dilemma. the clone is himself so therefore he would be pleasuring himself. also, his clone is the same gender as he. so from my take, yes it would be considered masturbation if he gave his clone a bj and he would be considered gay for wanting to have sex with his clone.
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i think that's his dilemma. the clone is himself so therefore he would be pleasuring himself. also, his clone is the same gender as he. so from my take, yes it would be considered masturbation if he gave his clone a bj and he would be considered gay for wanting to have sex with his clone.
if you gave yourself a bj, if you were somehow able to contort your body to do so, would you consider yourself gay?
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^how is that different from masturbation? Thats like giving yourself an hj or should it be haha
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gay. your clone isn't you.
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It would be gay as shit.
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this is gay... your clone is still not you.... I don't see how there's an argument here... a clone is not the same person

having sex with your identical twin is still gay....
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