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      06-30-2010, 08:49 AM   #1
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Ultimate clown.

One i mentioned I had seen. Now I have managed to get
a shot.

E39 M5 PMSL

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      06-30-2010, 09:18 AM   #2
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maybe its is a custom 4-into-1 style exhaust
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      06-30-2010, 09:26 AM   #3
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Suggestion:

Wait until it's dark then pi55 all over the door handles.

Cr4p car, cr4p grass, cr4p house, cr4p street furniture.

If that's where you live Carlos then large apologies!
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      06-30-2010, 10:09 AM   #4
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One i mentioned I had seen. Now I have managed to get
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E39 M5 PMSL
That's double clownage - not only a fake M badge as most have - but the full blown lie-tastic M5 imposter badge!!
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      06-30-2010, 10:14 AM   #5
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      06-30-2010, 10:19 AM   #6
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I really don't get people. Why on earth would you stick an M5 on a 530i etc.

No MAtt I don't live there.
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      06-30-2010, 10:50 AM   #7
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Perhaps the owner has the initials MS ???
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I really don't get people. Why on earth would you stick an M5 on a 530i etc.

No MAtt I don't live there.
Phew - looks a bit downmarket for you anyway...
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      06-30-2010, 01:02 PM   #9
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What a fuckin clown!!!! Nice spot Carl
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less than half the power of the real thing? even worse are the mudflaps
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Most people won't even know its fake
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      06-30-2010, 01:17 PM   #12
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Most people would know I would say, did the plate come up as a 525?! Hahaha mugs
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      06-30-2010, 01:35 PM   #13
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Suggestion:

Wait until it's dark then pi55 all over the door handles.

Cr4p car, cr4p grass, cr4p house, cr4p street furniture.

If that's where you live Carlos then large apologies!
I agree that the M5 badge is a poor show, but insulting a mans lawn is crossing the line.

Having said that, I think it's entirely right to snap judgements about people based on the quality their street furniture. I would be ashamed of those lamp posts.
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      06-30-2010, 02:09 PM   #14
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Locally, there is a car that completely beats that clown, if I can post the plate here so you can plate check it, I would. Its a silverstone? Coloured E39, quad pipes, M5 side vents, M5 badges, M5 bodykit, M5 mirrors, and it looks the business tbh, private plated, I thought yes! finally a local BMW enthusiast! I plate checked it... 540i M Sport Automatic. And hes done everything in his power to look and sound like an M5. There was another clown, I had a pic of it but not anymore, blue, quad pipes, Hamann spoiler, M5 mirrors, Hamann bodykit, M5 badging, did the plate check and it was a 525tds!

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Locally, there is a car that completely beats that clown, if I can post the plate here so you can plate check it, I would. Its a silverstone? Coloured E39, quad pipes, M5 side vents, M5 badges, M5 bodykit, M5 mirrors, and it looks the business tbh, private plated, I thought yes! finally a local BMW enthusiast! I plate checked it... 540i M Sport Automatic. And hes done everything in his power to look and sound like an M5. There was another clown, I had a pic of it but not anymore, blue, quad pipes, Hamann spoiler, M5 mirrors, Hamann bodykit, M5 badging, did the plate check and it was a 525tds!

Shafz.
Was it you Shafz who's boss has a E46 330i but told you it was an M3. If so it seems like you are living in clownage central
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Yeah, that was me, yeah I've seen countless 316ti compact M3 CSL's.. I did actually see one like that, not just BMW's too, once saw a Lancer 1.6 EX ///AMG, I swear.

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Maybe this 'M5' is the ultimate sleeper - which never wakes up!
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      06-30-2010, 02:58 PM   #18
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      07-07-2010, 04:49 PM   #19
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Is this the wrong thread to post this?

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Shit.
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Awesome plate on a very nice motor.
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      07-07-2010, 04:56 PM   #22
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I quite like that one

That's just being privileged to afford a) the car and b) the plate but still having a sense of humour and taking the micky out of himself.

edit - oh Steve, you just beat me to it whilst I was typing!!!
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