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      07-17-2010, 09:39 PM   #1
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My Day At the Mall (NSFW)

So I went to the Topanga Plaza today for a lovely day of shopping in the 109F weather (that's not a typo). Anyways, the parking structure was packed as shit, even the valet. So a gentleman (TiAg E93 335i owner) spots me wandering the structure and waves me over to take his spot.

As I sit there signaling my turn, he backs out of the spot and some jackass steals my space and flips me off (this is completely unprovoked). So as I get up to the roof yelling out insults to this random stranger I notice that my temp gauge has gone up to 112F...

This cartoon better represents the situation.



I usually try to ignore the small stuff like this, but this had me pissed off all day...
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      07-17-2010, 09:44 PM   #2
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      07-17-2010, 09:56 PM   #3
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How is this not work safe?




You didn't see all the nudes before the story?



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      07-17-2010, 10:00 PM   #5
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i feel ur pain i hate people like this... but in situations like this i wait for them to get out of their car and walk into where ever and deflate a tire on them... no harm but it sucks for them when they cant go over 40mph and have to go outta their way to find a gas station
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i feel ur pain i hate people like this... but in situations like this i wait for them to get out of their car and walk into where ever and deflate a tire on them... no harm but it sucks for them when they cant go over 40mph and have to go outta their way to find a gas station
I hope your kidding. Just find another spot. Never fuck with another man's car, didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction?
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      07-18-2010, 01:07 AM   #7
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      07-18-2010, 01:23 AM   #8
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Did he explain why he was such a phaggot?
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      07-18-2010, 01:29 AM   #9
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I hope your kidding. Just find another spot. Never fuck with another man's car, didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction?
While usually this is the rule, there are exceptions, this would be one of them.

Once, in my youth, my brother and I went to Lowes to pick up some stuff. One thing we picked up was a small hammer. When we got there I parked way the fuck out in the parking lot. There wasn't another car for at least 30 yards around.
We go in and buy our items, come out and find some douche in a big black suburban has parked right next to me. Not a big deal.....until I get to my car and see this shitbag has left less than a foot between my driver's door and his pass. door.
Needless to say, it wasn't his lucky day we had just bought a hammer.

Sometimes, like the OP's situation, people ask for their just deserts.
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While usually this is the rule, there are exceptions, this would be one of them.

Once, in my youth, my brother and I went to Lowes to pick up some stuff. One thing we picked up was a small hammer. When we got there I parked way the fuck out in the parking lot. There wasn't another car for at least 30 yards around.
We go in and buy our items, come out and find some douche in a big black suburban has parked right next to me. Not a big deal.....until I get to my car and see this shitbag has left less than a foot between my driver's door and his pass. door.
Needless to say, it wasn't his lucky day we had just bought a hammer.

Sometimes, like the OP's situation, people ask for their just deserts.
Someone parked next to you, close. Get on with your life
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      07-18-2010, 01:41 AM   #11
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I hope your kidding. Just find another spot. Never fuck with another man's car, didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction?
This is the only case i would do it; however if he didnt see me, ill let him go.
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      07-18-2010, 01:55 AM   #12
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Why do people think that the current occupant of a parking spot somehow has the legal right to name his successor? If the spot is free, then its available; regardless of who the previous occupant 'gave' it to.
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      07-18-2010, 02:09 AM   #13
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how the hell do you do that
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i still don't know why this is nsfw??

and you put some work into that diagram, everything's so neat and precise
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      07-18-2010, 10:05 AM   #15
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i guess deflating it be removing the valve stem is okay, since you are not doing any damage..


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      07-18-2010, 12:07 PM   #16
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This happened going to spectrum a few weeks ago to my buddy in his E92. We were waiting to make a right swing in to the turn and the guy leaves and some jackass drives straight in just looking at us. We got another spot not too far away but still...

Shoulda knocked a bitch.
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Why do people think that the current occupant of a parking spot somehow has the legal right to name his successor? If the spot is free, then its available; regardless of who the previous occupant 'gave' it to.
It has nothing to do with that... it has to do with the premise of 'waiting' for the spot, as well as the approach angle to the spot...
Yes none of this is written down, but they're unspoken rules,l that I guarantee even the guy that parked in the spot knew about..

There's one legal (and depending on your pov...'fun' thing to do in the future)...
If you see any hint of him starting to pull into that spot from the opposite side... beat him into the spot... if he hits you, in THIS case, legally he will lose the insurance claim (fact)... from an insurance point of view you're not allowed to pull into spots from the opposite side... you automatically lose (like rear ending someone). And if you do it right you can use the claim to get yourself some new upgrades (M bumpers, etc etc).


Personally...if I couldn't have pulled that one off... I still woulda deflated the tire, or given it a hard kick or, etc etc. 'letting this go' is why these assholes continue to do this shit, and continue to get away with it.
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yeah doing that is a bad idea because then hes leaving his car right there for you to key it.
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yeah doing that is a bad idea because then hes leaving his car right there for you to key it.
+1... that's the part that amazes me the most... they're going to *leave* their car there
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just came into say why was this NSFW?
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should've keyed that mofo!
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You should have pissed on his doorhandles and windshield.

That way from now on whenever he gets into his car, he has to touch your pee.
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