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      11-29-2011, 08:37 PM   #1629
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kinda avg face, but she is fit

each their own
she's the typical 15 year old girl next door

stupid assholes at the theater "carded her" when she went in with her 3 other sisters to go watch Twilight Breaking Dawn **sigh**
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      11-29-2011, 08:41 PM   #1630
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she's the typical 15 year old girl next door

stupid assholes at the theater "carded her" when she went in with her 3 other sisters to go watch Twilight Breaking Dawn **sigh**
YOU LEGEND
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      11-29-2011, 08:41 PM   #1631
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"...o hai - i'm 28 going on 15 omg lol teehee..."





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      11-29-2011, 08:43 PM   #1632
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"...o hai - i'm 28 going on 15 omg lol teehee..."





HIGHLIGHT THE BOTTLE.

MARINES? WHAT BRANCH?
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      11-29-2011, 08:48 PM   #1633
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lol - that was my daughters bottle filled with chocolate milk.

confused as to what you mean by "what branch" ??

the Marines is a branch - i was stationed in Camp Pendleton Ca from 1999 - 2002.
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lol - that was my daughters bottle filled with chocolate milk.

confused as to what you mean by "what branch" ??

the Marines is a branch - i was stationed in Camp Pendleton Ca from 1999 - 2002.

SEMPER FI, 4TH R.
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      11-29-2011, 09:13 PM   #1635
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Semper Fi !!!!

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i was up on Mainside by the theater/bowling alley and Mainside Mall.
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Litos you are a lucky guy. Props to you and good luck w/ your relationship. No lie, you got a keeper.
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      11-29-2011, 09:29 PM   #1637
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thanks - i feel lucky.

she's a great mom - and she's mexican so i just sit there and get spoiled.

ok, time for some more FAP material - i've posted my share......
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thanks - i feel lucky.

she's a great mom - and she's mexican so i just sit there and get spoiled.

ok, time for some more FAP material - i've posted my share......


Wish I had something to share lol.
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damn - my wife's ass shot got "forbidden'd" by imageshack HAHA !!!!

well, some people missed some epicness.....
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damn - my wife's ass shot got "forbidden'd" by imageshack HAHA !!!!

well, some people missed some epicness.....
I'm surprised the other pics of here are still up.
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damn - my wife's ass shot got "forbidden'd" by imageshack HAHA !!!!

well, some people missed some epicness.....
This, its epic.
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damn - my wife's ass shot got "forbidden'd" by imageshack HAHA !!!!

well, some people missed some epicness.....
Dude, you should be honored!!

Let's continue, I'll start:













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ummmm ??? I didn't know this was a pedophile thread...
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      12-01-2011, 02:54 AM   #1649
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ummmm ??? I didn't know this was a pedophile thread...
Says the pedophile.
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last one - you're welcome

this is what FAPS ME !!!!!






image removed?!
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