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      08-18-2010, 11:33 AM   #1
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Does your Mrs cook your tea?

Or if you are posh, does your Mrs cook your Dinner?

And if she does, to what standard?

Just wondering, I reckon my wife is failing in her (admittedly northern) obligations. Once a week at best at the moment.
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She usually cooks and biased as I am, she's bloody brilliant at it.

I cook occasionally and used to be a chef in a decentish pub (not exactly top notch food but better than nothing). However I need to spend loads on ingredients - Mrs Matt seems to be able to magic up amazing food out of almost nothing.
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I have a constant battle with my lot (all Northerners - I am a Southerner). They call lunch, dinner and dinner, tea. I have tried beating them repeatedly but it seems that just do not understand the subtleties. Oh, and my Mrs can't cook, she struggles with stuff that comes almost ready made from the fridge/freezer, she slops dinner (tea!) on the plate and doesn't understand presentation. After 20 years of marriage (last week was the anniversary) I am used to it. But I do love her dearly (but clearly not for her ability to tickle my taste buds!).
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Well not so fucking far. Alhough she is right now.

I need mysef a MILF
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The miswah gets a 9.5 out of 10 at my house.

Although we are on first name terms with the guys n gals at the local chinese... so the frequency of 'lazy' days needs some attention.
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Of course she cooks the Tea, like cutting the grass & washing cars.....its wimins work

anyway I bought her new flowery cover for that surf board thingy she keeps under the stairs....oh yer and she seems to taken over as main driver of my RS4 cos she likes the seats. so I think she should cook the tea ...shes made a crackin curry from scratch today

yes she has a sister but ya wouldn't like her..all blonde and fake boobs
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Of course she cooks the Tea, like cutting the grass & washing cars.....its wimins work

anyway I bought her new flowery cover for that surf board thingy she keeps under the stairs....oh yer and she seems to taken over as main driver of my RS4 cos she likes the seats. so I think she should cook the tea ...shes made a crackin curry from scratch today

yes she has a sister but ya wouldn't like her..all blonde and fake boobs
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Yes of course she does. Being of the male species, how else do you think I would eat if she didn't?? :
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its bit like these



or did you mean the curry
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Or if you are posh, does your Mrs cook your Dinner?

And if she does, to what standard?

Just wondering, I reckon my wife is failing in her (admittedly northern) obligations. Once a week at best at the moment.
Sounds to me as you're failing in in your duties as the MAN of the house. All she needs is a good hiding and shell soon buckle down. It worked a treat on Lisa.
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Sounds to me as you're failing in in your duties as the MAN of the house. All she needs is a good hiding and shell soon buckle down. It worked a treat on Lisa.
You could be correct Steve, seeing as I am thethe Hunter/Gatherer and Main Bread winner. Fairs fair though, as soon as she is back from getting her nails done I'll give her a good talking to..
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She cooks I clean. Although I have to have to have sex on my own
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She cooks I clean. Although I have to have to have sex on my own
WHy the sad face. Some of the best sex you can have is on your own.
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They call lunch, dinner and dinner, tea.
This is where you are going wrong. You should have lunch, tea then supper.
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cookin n cleanin...should be standard...

leather and blow jobs come as optional extras...
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This is where you are going wrong. You should have lunch, tea then supper.
You're right, when I was being 'educated' at the military college I went to, in my youth, tea was just that, tea and toast/cakes at about 4PM, dinner was then at about 7PM. I am just not posh enough to call dinner supper, it always sounds a little ostentatious to me.
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WHy the sad face. Some of the best sex you can have is on your own.
Good point
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You're right, when I was being 'educated' at the military college I went to, in my youth, tea was just that, tea and toast/cakes at about 4PM, dinner was then at about 7PM. I am just not posh enough to call dinner supper, it always sounds a little ostentatious to me.
Surely it must be called 'supper' in the officers mess?
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cookin n cleanin...should be standard...

leather and blow jobs come as optional extras...
Does that qualify as 'fully loaded' I wonder?
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