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      08-23-2010, 05:14 PM   #1
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To the b***h in the 123d

10 plate in Kensington today.

Pulled up next to you and tried to tell you your petrol flap was undone and the cap not screwed in.

You thought I was hitting on you and mouthed something before winding your window up.

*TWO FINGERS*



Just needed to vent that.



(You weren't even good looking how dare you think I was hitting on you).
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      08-23-2010, 05:15 PM   #2
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10 plate in Kensington today.

Pulled up next to you and tried to tell you your petrol flap was undone and the cap not screwed in.

You thought I was hitting on you and mouthed something before winding your window up.

*TWO FINGERS*



Just needed to vent that.



(You weren't even good looking how dare you think I was hitting on you).
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      08-23-2010, 05:40 PM   #3
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yeah, that would make me really angry too..

nothing i hate more than having people pissed off at me for seemingly no good reason.. really winds me up!
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      08-23-2010, 06:57 PM   #4
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HAHA! Like today I pulled along side the car in front who had stopped for oncoming traffic (which was stopped) She gave me 2 finger salute and a shout!

What she failed to notice was that I had my hazard lights on and was reversing into a parking space. The other car had stopped anyway and waited patiently whilst I parked up.
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      08-23-2010, 07:40 PM   #5
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those b*tches r so rude in London!...
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      08-24-2010, 01:38 AM   #6
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10 plate in Kensington today.

Pulled up next to you and tried to tell you your petrol flap was undone and the cap not screwed in.

You thought I was hitting on you and mouthed something before winding your window up.

*TWO FINGERS*



Just needed to vent that.



(You weren't even good looking how dare you think I was hitting on you).
Did you make the international hand signal for "your flaps are open"?

That can be misinterpreted.

PS 123d / petrol flap? You've got your flaps all mixed up....
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      08-24-2010, 02:20 AM   #7
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Lol the flaps remark!

Some people are too up their own arses to realise people are bieing polite hate these woman who love themselves and are actually but ugly and covered in as much fakery as possible! I lkie my make up but am not a barbie doll lol
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      08-24-2010, 05:45 AM   #8
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lol i like it when your driving at night and people flash lights at you thinking your high beams are on, so i put them on 'there you go is that what you wanted?' lol
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Osh-my kind of thinking
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I know this is a UK thread but I saw it and really laughed! What luck eh? Trying to be a good guy and she ends up being a stuck up girl!
Oh well man hopefully her check engine light came on (as a result of the cap being off) and she has no idea what to do!
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Did you make the international hand signal for "your flaps are open"?

sorry, but whats the international hand signal for "your flaps are open" ?

and what flaps are we talking about?...;-)
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and what flaps are we talking about?...;-)
Careful now... Will, might be along any time now to show us all.
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      08-24-2010, 01:55 PM   #13
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Careful now... Will, might be along any time now to show us all.
You mean huge flaps?
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hate these woman who love themselves and are actually but ugly and covered in as much fakery as possible! I lkie my make up but am not a barbie doll lol
Some men like it ugly, fake and barbie doll like
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I think the point is id be angry with the world also if i drove a 1 series
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I have to say it but all Londoners not just women tend to be seriously up themselves.
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You mean huge flaps?
Hah! was expecting something worse from you! LOL....
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Hah! was expecting something worse from you! LOL....
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PMT mate.......don't worry about it.

Bit big headed of her to think you were hitting on her though! She's probably false in every sense of the word and worries too much what others think of her, image et al or maybe I'm generalising far too much about London women lol.

N'owt as queer as folk as they say.
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I think the point is id be angry with the world also if i drove a 1 series
Ha ha!

I f**kin hate these miserable f**kers who think the whole world is out to get them. I had a similar thing the other morning when I was trying to help a young lady get her car into the carpark at work, she just sat there looking at me like I'd pissed on her kids.
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Did you make the international hand signal for "your flaps are open"?

That can be misinterpreted.

PS 123d / petrol flap? You've got your flaps all mixed up....
Just laughed out loud at this, got a few strange looks but hey!
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