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      08-26-2010, 09:37 AM   #1
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just threw up in my mouth

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      08-26-2010, 09:44 AM   #2
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as gross as she was, i dont see why its an arrestable offence. unless she got into a car accident cause of it
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as gross as she was, i dont see why its an arrestable offence. unless she got into a car accident cause of it
Driving while watching a movie, but that is more of a ticket.
Driving while distracted, another ticket.
Illegal tint.

So I guess 3 tickets, plus the yuck factor = Arrest.

Edit: Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

Thats about right.
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      08-26-2010, 10:55 AM   #5
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yea, i guess the crack pipe part was the arrestable offense

another thing, if she was a squirter, would the cop have given her another ticket for not having windshield wipers on the inside?
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yea, i guess the crack pipe part was the arrestable offense

another thing, if she was a squirter, would the cop have given her another ticket for not having windshield wipers on the inside?
Probably have taken 1 look and said drive safely.
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I better stop playing x-rated movies + choking my chicken while driving, shit is so much fun though
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"She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released."
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that's hot!!!
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that's hot!!!
Really? you think thats hot?
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That's why I keep it to strictly anal play while I'm driving, that way the cop will have to smell my shit covered finger if he's looking for evidence.
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That's why I keep it to strictly anal play while I'm driving, that way the cop will have to smell my shit covered finger if he's looking for evidence.
thats not kosher. not at all. nope. not even a little bit
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wtf? who doesn't masturbate and drive??
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wtf? who doesn't masturbate and drive??
Those who cannot receive road head, obviously. its really not as debilitating as most people suspect.
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dumb. this bitch didn't know the 5th and didn't keep her mouth shut.

if she wouldn't have said anything nothing would have happened.
its no crime to have a dildo in your lap and a button down is it?

she basically incriminated herself.
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dumb. this bitch didn't know the 5th and didn't keep her mouth shut.

if she wouldn't have said anything nothing would have happened.
its no crime to have a dildo in your lap and a button down is it?

she basically incriminated herself.
It really wasn't her mouth she needed to keep shut, now was it?
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