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      01-08-2012, 05:48 PM   #89
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With makeup jobs like these who needs beer goggles?
Combine the two and you're in for a real coyote ugly morning.
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      01-08-2012, 05:48 PM   #90
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this is why i stay away from chicks who use an excessive amount of makeup... and what's with the asian obsession of cartoons?
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      01-08-2012, 06:53 PM   #91
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all of these are guys

http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictu...-dressers.html

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      01-08-2012, 10:13 PM   #92
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That Chinasmack gets some very good interesting news and articles on there.
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      01-09-2012, 09:25 AM   #93
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Doesn't beer Goggles have the same affect, problem is when you sober up in the morning and roll over you can see what you sleep with, hopefully these Asian girls leave the makeup on all night, only after they shower in them morning do you realize what you did.
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      01-09-2012, 10:22 AM   #94
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Nice thread. It really makes me realise I must be careful. Make-up must enhance beauty but not hide uglyness. Now I am always going to invite all girls to the pool, but I'll have to stay dressed, I don't want them to see my 6-pack at once.
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      01-09-2012, 11:17 AM   #95
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this is why i stay away from chicks who use an excessive amount of makeup... and what's with the asian obsession of cartoons?
Just culture. There are kids' and adults' cartoon stations. Also the eyes are typically drawn so large because Asians have small eyes and the large ones are considered attractive.
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Just culture. There are kids' and adults' cartoon stations. Also the eyes are typically drawn so large because Asians have small eyes and the large ones are considered attractive.
that's wrong.

Large eyes are considered attractive because they mimic baby eyes - when you're a baby your eyes take a much bigger proportion of your face then when you're an adult.

That's from psychological studies.
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      01-09-2012, 04:09 PM   #97
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that's wrong.

Large eyes are considered attractive because they mimic baby eyes - when you're a baby your eyes take a much bigger proportion of your face then when you're an adult.

That's from psychological studies.
That's the psychological component of it which affects all humans; I meant Asian cultural influence in their style of cartoons.
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With a little more make up and a boost of hormones you can him singing to you..


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      01-12-2012, 04:29 AM   #99
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I look like a 12 year old girl without makeup, so wearing makeup has its benefits.
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      01-12-2012, 10:28 PM   #101
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With a little more make up and a boost of hormones you can him singing to you..

holy crap thats crazy !
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      01-12-2012, 11:12 PM   #102
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I look like a 12 year old girl without makeup, so wearing makeup has its benefits.
hope you like better than the chick i quoted
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      07-15-2012, 08:03 AM   #105
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No man google Jennifer Paris.....seen her at a party. Her BF looked to be a major meet head / juice head. So i wasn't going to ask who's dong was bigger since i didn't want to FREAKING DIE!
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^^ that girl is super annoying, I've seen her in some of her other videos. Still, with a piece of duct tape, I'd hit it.
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