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      11-06-2010, 05:22 PM   #1
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I went to my doctor's office the other day for my yearly physical and found out that he has retired and has sold his practice to a young female - A drop-dead gorgeous, busty blond lady doctor to be exact!

She said that she is taking care of all his patients unless the patient has an objection to it. Not yours truly, by any slight of hesitance ...but I was a bit embarrassed about getting naked in front of such a gorgeous creature all of a sudden. She saw my hesitation and shyness and said, "I know what's on your mind. I don't blame you but don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. I can guarantee it."

She then continued, "So...Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ."

Feeling all at ease now, I said, "I am really sorry to be so frank but there is no other way of saying this ...Errrrrr.....I think my pecker tastes funny..."
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haha, awesome.
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And how would he know that?
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And how would he know that?
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And how would he know that?
Double jointed? Works in a circus as a contortionist? But the question that begs answering did it work or did she just laugh?
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Double jointed? Works in a circus as a contortionist? But the question that begs answering did it work or did she just laugh?
She responded by saying: "Why? Is your mom complaining?"
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you know the rule: pics or ban!!!
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