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      01-30-2007, 07:39 PM   #1
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FUNNY JOKE!!!

CATHOLIC MOM'S

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a! cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.
The first three women give her this subtle…

"Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied, well hung, Male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God!…"
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      01-30-2007, 11:20 PM   #2
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