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      11-17-2010, 04:45 PM   #1
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My trip to a gas station

OK, I have to share this story.

I pulled into a gas station to fill up and you know when you drive into the station and all the pumps are not open on the side where your gas tank is? Well usually you have to back in so I pulled forward and reversed the car to line up the gas tank with the pump. On the other side of the same pump, an old man in a Mercury Grand Marquis turned on his ignition, rolled down his window started to holler like mad. I really wasn't paying attention to him until I caught him in the corner of my eye pointing at me. I looked up at him just in time to hear him yell "You BMW motherf---er!"

He was irate at me, and I had no idea why. Now I believe in karma and I respect the elderly. I kept filling up my car until he said, "You hearing me, boy?" I looked up and said, "What's your problem? What made you so angry in life that you yell at people at a gas station?" This sent him to DEFCON 1. He was screaming something I couldn't really understand because his super poly grip was starting to lose its effectiveness but I did hear the words "you f---ing prick," followed by him spitting in my direction.

At this point, I started to walk around to his car. The Grand Marquis is not a particularly fast car, but with this old man behind the wheel, it might as well have been a 458 Italia. He peeled out of there and exited the station like he needed to catch the early bird special at Bob Evans. The problem was he pulled out in front of a minivan, and forced the van to swerve into another lane. A cop traveling the opposite direction saw this and decided to pay the old man a visit. I watched all this happen and how his day got a little bit worse. I finished filling up and then simply drove by the stopped motorist and gave a little smile as I passed. Damn shame. I hope his day does get better.

And if you didn't bother reading, here's some tits:


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      11-17-2010, 04:50 PM   #2
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good read
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      11-17-2010, 05:02 PM   #3
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I can't wait until I'm old and can just yell at people for no reason... gonna be sweet.
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      11-17-2010, 05:03 PM   #4
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but ....the old man begs to differ



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      11-17-2010, 05:04 PM   #5
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      11-17-2010, 05:25 PM   #6
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Nice huge tits.

I haven't read it yet, but I will now that you graced us with boobs.

One reason why I don't drive a 335i in my shitty college town. I constantly got the evil eye and people trying to fuck with me.
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      11-17-2010, 05:37 PM   #7
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wondering what state OP is in. loved the karmic ending. made me smile a little. just a little. tits were just the cherry on top.
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      11-17-2010, 05:43 PM   #8
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thanks for the tits
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      11-17-2010, 05:47 PM   #9
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Yes, I'm starting to like this trend of threads with long stories that include a nice pair of tits at the end.

But, good story too !
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      11-17-2010, 05:47 PM   #10
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      11-17-2010, 07:07 PM   #11
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Was there any words to your post?

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      11-18-2010, 01:05 AM   #12
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Wait...what was this thread about again???
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      11-18-2010, 02:41 AM   #13
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TFTT! Thats a funny story too. You should have gone up to the cop and told him what happened, and how he spit at your, just to make sure he got a ticket. But again, I'm just an asshole, so ignore me.
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      11-18-2010, 11:46 AM   #14
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