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      01-27-2011, 11:47 AM   #133
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      01-27-2011, 12:07 PM   #134
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      01-27-2011, 12:10 PM   #136
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FFS, who gives a wank about a clio
Thon' bald 335i driver yesterday sure did.




I am so loving the 335i people SERIOUSLY worrying about Clio 172's now.

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      01-27-2011, 12:39 PM   #137
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Thon' bald 335i driver yesterday sure did.




I am so loving the 335i people SERIOUSLY worrying about Clio 172's now.

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A more realistic take on events;

Old bald guy tootling along trying to find his genesis collection on his stereo when some mad ginga fellow with a big daft grin goes screaming past in some clapped out clio.

Old bald man arrives home completley unaware he's just been 'owned'.
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      01-27-2011, 12:54 PM   #138
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A more realistic take on events;

Old bald guy tootling along trying to find his genesis collection on his stereo when some mad ginga fellow with a big daft grin goes screaming past in some clapped out clio.

Old bald man arrives home completley unaware he's just been 'owned'.
Are you defining a typical 335 driver there?

Look Wayne (Drives: 335D)*

I drove the way I always drive:

LIKE

A

COCK



However, polished head man initiated said cockage that morning.

And i totally, comprehensively and devastatingly rammed my 2 metres of french fury up his balloon knot.

And drew even
With a high powered 335i (that is for the record, UNMATCHED for speed on earth apparently) spinning its WINTER tyres.

Yeoooo
Bang it up ye!!!



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      01-27-2011, 01:06 PM   #139
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      01-27-2011, 01:20 PM   #140
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Seriously mate, what is your problem?

What enjoyment do you get posting on a BWM forum with the full intention of just being a rude, loud mouth attention seeking half wit?

Is there any reason you want to wind people up with your attitude?

Surprised to see this type if thread allowed to run.
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      01-27-2011, 01:32 PM   #141
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Seriously mate, what is your problem?

What enjoyment do you get posting on a BWM forum with the full intention of just being a rude, loud mouth attention seeking half wit?

Is there any reason you want to wind people up with your attitude?

Surprised to see this type if thread allowed to run.
I'm hurt.

And offended.

And hurt.




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Chill out Juan (Drives: 08' 335i Coupe)

When I said "balloon knot" I didn't mean you.

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      01-27-2011, 01:34 PM   #142
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Carl, you're wrong on this one.

I've seen 'nuff Youtube videos of well driven M3's getting fucked - seen Snatch? - PROPER fucked by R26:R's.

People who simply think front wheel drive is shit are deluded. That's the truth.

PS Carl, did I ever tell you that MY Golf (as in the one I own) ran under 12 seconds at the Pod with the previous owner?

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Under 12 ok with what HP and what tyres. 380HP even with slicks won't do a 11.9 in a golf!
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I'm hurt.

And offended.

And hurt.




Reference: anchorman.


Chill out Juan (Drives: 08' 335i Coupe)

When I said "balloon knot" I didn't mean you.
Very original, not.

You have some serious issues to address.
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Blah blah, read the first page and realised there were 6 more, got bored.

What I will say is, people ALWAYS claim their cars are 300bhp this, 400bhp this, and every cossie is 500bhp......9 times out of ten it's BULLSHIT....I rolling road cars most days of the week, so therefore I think i'm in a good position to make the above statement......I KNOW how hard it is to get 3, 4, 500bhp and it doesnt come with just a remap and a cone filter!

Post may appear random as i've not read the rest of the thread....
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OP has a 172.

Anyhow I test drove a 182 few years ago like in 06, was quote nippy!
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Blah blah, read the first page and realised there were 6 more, got bored.

What I will say is, people ALWAYS claim their cars are 300bhp this, 400bhp this, and every cossie is 500bhp......9 times out of ten it's BULLSHIT....I rolling road cars most days of the week, so therefore I think i'm in a good position to make the above statement......I KNOW how hard it is to get 3, 4, 500bhp and it doesnt come with just a remap and a cone filter!

Post may appear random as i've not read the rest of the thread....
on a 335i it does! (400hp)

I agree though, plenty of bullshit figures floating about in the Ford world.
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Blah blah, read the first page and realised there were 6 more, got bored.

What I will say is, people ALWAYS claim their cars are 300bhp this, 400bhp this, and every cossie is 500bhp......9 times out of ten it's BULLSHIT....I rolling road cars most days of the week, so therefore I think i'm in a good position to make the above statement......I KNOW how hard it is to get 3, 4, 500bhp and it doesnt come with just a remap and a cone filter!

Post may appear random as i've not read the rest of the thread....
Don't waste your time reading more.

Thread basically consists of a guy trying his level best to be rude and insulting to gain a reaction.

No substance at all.
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Blah blah, read the first page and realised there were 6 more, got bored.

What I will say is, people ALWAYS claim their cars are 300bhp this, 400bhp this, and every cossie is 500bhp......9 times out of ten it's BULLSHIT....I rolling road cars most days of the week, so therefore I think i'm in a good position to make the above statement......I KNOW how hard it is to get 3, 4, 500bhp and it doesnt come with just a remap and a cone filter!

Post may appear random as i've not read the rest of the thread....
on a 335i it does! (400hp)

I agree though, plenty of bullshit figures floating about in the Ford world.
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Don't waste your time reading more.

Thread basically consists of a guy trying his level best to be rude and insulting to gain a reaction.

No substance at all.
Let's be fair sugar, I'm pretty good at rude....

You are just being eggy because I gave you a bit, don't be a girl. It's all fun.

A bit of slagging does a board good, makes a change from "which winter tyres should I buy?"

X o

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A bit of slagging does a board good, makes a change from "which winter tyres should I buy?"

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You got that right!

Keep tickling the clit Redtop
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      01-27-2011, 02:23 PM   #151
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Are you a girl Redtop?
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      01-27-2011, 02:31 PM   #154
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damn...he is gettin serious about it....

Hes having the inferiority complex, me thinks ....

his clio can be fast, no one disputed that....

and now hes saying that all 335 owners are acting like fanatics...I'm definitely not a fanatic....altho i like my car...i will complain about its shit rft and the lack of an LSD etc.....so don't understand why hes calling 335 fanatics...


Anyways...

a 335 will rip a clio's ass and like rocco the porn star pounding a lil slut....the clio will need a wheel chair after! ....bang bang bang....335 on top on clio!....HA HA
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