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      01-27-2011, 02:31 PM   #155
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      01-27-2011, 02:36 PM   #156
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Nah, not on a cold damp day.

Nope.

Sorry.

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Mate, a 335 modified a la Tony's style would seriously make any modified clio or R26 gag!!!
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      01-27-2011, 02:36 PM   #157
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      01-27-2011, 02:47 PM   #158
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I am so loving the 335i people SERIOUSLY worrying about Clio 172's now.

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HA HA...u make me laugh....I'm not scared of a TTS or Maserati Granturismo....

You think a Clio would make me worried?....
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      01-27-2011, 02:50 PM   #159
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So,

- Carlos looking to saw the arse off me if I wear my sailor moon outfit

and

- Some smackheads

aside.....


Are you honestly, not just find memories now....HONESTLY saying, that a mapped 335d/i will "deal" with, say...a GTR?





Really?

Sensibly curious btw.

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      01-27-2011, 02:52 PM   #160
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HA HA...u make me laugh....I'm not scared of a TTS or Maserati Granturismo....

You think a Clio would make me worried?....
The fact that you took that seriously, should insult you.
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      01-27-2011, 02:57 PM   #161
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So,

- Carlos looking to saw the arse off me if I wear my sailor moon outfit

and

- Some smackheads

aside.....


Are you honestly, not just find memories now....HONESTLY saying, that a mapped 335d/i will "deal" with, say...a GTR?





Really?

Sensibly curious btw.

J


Whos mentioned GTR here?....we are talking about clio and 335....

anyways...an Integra Type R dc5 would also rape a clio! .....with 210bhp and the vtecccccc yoooo...it will kill your clio on track!...
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      01-27-2011, 03:01 PM   #162
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Whos mentioned GTR here?....we are talking about clio and 335....

anyways...an Integra Type R dc5 would also rape a clio! .....with 210bhp and the vtecccccc yoooo...it will kill your clio on track!...
Me, my thread.

You are filling my serious thread with your ridiculous "street" talk.

Facts only please

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      01-27-2011, 03:10 PM   #163
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There's some proper comedy going on in here.

Chill 335 people. It's a light hearted pi55 take.
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      01-27-2011, 03:11 PM   #164
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There's some proper comedy going on in here.

Chill 335 people. It's a light hearted pi55 take.
Heyyyyyy

Clio power is not a pi55 take.

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      01-27-2011, 03:14 PM   #165
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Are you lot on about the Renault Clio 172 ie. the one shown in the N54 thread with the 'Ring' time of 6:36 that Will has posted.

Cos if so it's fooking fast

Anyhow carry on...............
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      01-27-2011, 03:20 PM   #166
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I'm chilled out....just playing along....

ok i give up....

Clio power wins....
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      01-27-2011, 03:41 PM   #167
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Are you lot on about the Renault Clio 172 ie. the one shown in the N54 thread with the 'Ring' time of 6:36 that Will has posted.

Cos if so it's fooking fast

Anyhow carry on...............
That has to be a typo BB.

8:36 would probably be right.


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      01-27-2011, 03:49 PM   #168
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Yeah it was..............by Will.

Just wondered who would notice.
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      01-27-2011, 05:12 PM   #169
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Under 12 ok with what HP and what tyres. 380HP even with slicks won't do a 11.9 in a golf!
It had NOS then. The guy was a loon. Tyres were Toyo R1R's which I think are 1 down from 888's.

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How much NOS?! Got the slip?! What trap speed?!
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Nah, not on a cold damp day.

Nope.

Sorry.

Thanks
I actually agree with this. The temp is close to 0 degrees here at the moment and the roads are wet........ i cannot put any serious power down cleanly without the rear snaking badly (still have my summer tyres on to be fair ) - in fact i have had the rear step out on a 3rd to 4th gear change at only 3/4 throttle and that was in a straight line with TC fully on! In these close to freezing conditions in the wet and with summer tyres on from a standing start i very much doubt i would beat a 200 hp hot hatch off the line - he can use all of his power where i would have to be very careful and modulate mine accordingly - i would also not be able to use full throttle until into 4th and by that time it would be all over.
Do not underestimate how conditions can affect a cars performance.
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Just this. No pod times or slips - it wasn't my car at the time so no reason I'd have them. 440 bhp and 510 lbs/ft. Put hairs on the chest will that.

http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/in...,17642.75.html

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      01-28-2011, 06:05 AM   #173
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Is my thread over then?

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I actually agree with this. The temp is close to 0 degrees here at the moment and the roads are wet........ i cannot put any serious power down cleanly without the rear snaking badly (still have my summer tyres on to be fair ) - in fact i have had the rear step out on a 3rd to 4th gear change at only 3/4 throttle and that was in a straight line with TC fully on! In these close to freezing conditions in the wet and with summer tyres on from a standing start i very much doubt i would beat a 200 hp hot hatch off the line - he can use all of his power where i would have to be very careful and modulate mine accordingly - i would also not be able to use full throttle until into 4th and by that time it would be all over.
Do not underestimate how conditions can affect a cars performance.
I don't agree unless you mash the throttle, you cant give full throtle in a fwd hot hatch in the wet either. On the way home from work we have 2 sets of traffic lights, there is always a massive que in the outside lane. You can floor it in the inside lane then pull over to the 2nd lane for the next set of lights. I had a VXR Astra and in the dry it'd be fine but in the wet I'd just have to wait in the que as the grip was terrible. In the BMW even with the traction control on I have no problem pulling away a lot faster than the Astra just give it half throttle.
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Just this. No pod times or slips - it wasn't my car at the time so no reason I'd have them. 440 bhp and 510 lbs/ft. Put hairs on the chest will that.

http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/in...,17642.75.html

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Very powerful, but still no official time for it. Just an optimistic computer generated Reading + his own on the road based testing kit which often not that accurate!

NOS it yourself Matt to get It to it's previous state and get down the Pod.


Your comment earlier Before you mentioned NOS was pointless as we know with 380HP (which I recall from an earlier convo) would never achieve it! But I've read she is 340 without NOS unless you have done more!
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WTF?

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Carl IS Denzil.



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