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      03-07-2011, 08:01 PM   #111
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Did everyone lol and make him/her feel uncomfortable?
Christopher I believe university students are more mature than that!
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      03-07-2011, 08:09 PM   #112
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Christopher I believe university students are more mature than that!
Seeing is believing, lets hear it from SBC
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Dear Chris, Christopher, Chrisso, Uleh, Habib...

I don't think many people were actually listening. Back at school though, a classmate was called Chris Cox. Some fill in teacher was going through names by just saying first letter of first name and then surname. Needless to say, once C.Cox came up shit got real. Her face was bright red.
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      03-07-2011, 11:03 PM   #114
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Dear Chris, Christopher, Chrisso, Uleh, Habib...

I don't think many people were actually listening. Back at school though, a classmate was called Chris Cox. Some fill in teacher was going through names by just saying first letter of first name and then surname. Needless to say, once C.Cox came up shit got real. Her face was bright red.
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Kate & Osama

What do Kate Middleton and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

Last weekend a man from the navy smashed their back doors in and shot his load in their face.
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      05-06-2011, 01:06 AM   #116
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What do Kate Middleton and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

Last weekend a man from the navy smashed their back doors in and shot his load in their face.
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Quote of the Day

referring to Prince William's bachelor party:

"It's gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper's bikini when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
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      05-06-2011, 01:22 AM   #118
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Pippa Middleton's ass is like a JK Rowling Book.

You know Harry is gonna be in it..
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I can't believe you have done this!
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Is there someone from sydney...Want to have some fun around here? Melbourne rocks thats what i want to say
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Is there someone from sydney...Want to have some fun around here? Melbourne rocks thats what i want to say
You can have a blast with Orey or M3Rossi in Melbourne.
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Alright fellas here is one that is totally true. Logged onto one of my uni discussion forums and a someone posted this query. I suppose they decided a screen shot would help...
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Wow a uni student that browses for free porn.....
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hahaha wtf...
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