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      02-18-2011, 01:06 PM   #1
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Come into some serious money - what to buy next?



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Subject: Dear Eddie Boyce,,
Dear Eddie Boyce,,

I am a lawyer by profession based in Lome-togo.I need your urgent assistance for the claiming of the sum of US$7.5 Million belonging to Mr. Luwing Boyce,deposited in a bank in Togo.

I want you to stand as the next of kin for the funds because my late client died in a motor accident with his immediate family without leaving anybody to be presented to the bank as the next of kin of the funds.

I will give you more information concerning Mr Luwing Boyce, and the fund as soon as I hear from you.Reply & include your email/address via this email address at: kojumatg0@gmail.com

Regards.
Nadi kojuma(esq)
kojumatg0@gmail.com


The question is, what am I going to buy next with my new found fortune?
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lol.

Hookers and blow.
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lol.

Hookers and blow.


And a Ferrari 458 if you have any left over from all the hookers and coke...
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lol.

Hookers and blow.
you mean MORE hookers and blow


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And a Ferrari 458 if you have any left over from all the hookers and coke...
Good idea. It's amazing, I never knew I had relatives in Lome-Togo.

Come to think of it, I've never heard of Lome-Togo
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Oh, I assume after you've bought the 458 the M3 will be looking for a good home and seeing as you're now loaded, can I have it for a fiver?

If so...DIBS!
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I too found out recently i have far relatives in Zambia!
I just found out when I was notified i'm their only heir after a tragic accident.

CRAZY!
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Oh, I assume after you've bought the 458 the M3 will be looking for a good home and seeing as you're now loaded, can I have it for a fiver?

If so...DIBS!
Seeing as you asked politely and didn't expect it for free, it's yours. I'll even let you have it with a full tank.....























...... Just as soon as I get my hands on all that lovely lolly.
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You may be disappointed Ed, this might be a scam. Could be wrong though ......










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LOL!!!!! Sometimes spam mail actually cheers me up and brightens my day!!!
That said Ed, dont get too excited, it could well be a scam as mentioned above. Dont you remember how disappointed you and Mandy were when you responded to all those "grow a bigger penis" emails, spent all that money and were still left with that gnarly old withered stick of yours!!!??? Just saying, thats all fella. BUT, if does turn out to be true can i borrow a fiver til the weather picks up!!???
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LOL!!!!! Sometimes spam mail actually cheers me up and brightens my day!!!
That said Ed, dont get too excited, it could well be a scam as mentioned above. Dont you remember how disappointed you and Mandy were when you responded to all those "grow a bigger penis" emails, spent all that money and were still left with that gnarly old withered stick of yours!!!??? Just saying, thats all fella. BUT, if does turn out to be true can i borrow a fiver til the weather picks up!!???
Edit- just seen your post in the main section! Ignore my questions below. Love to Lou from Mandy and I.

Mine my be gnarly and withered, but it's still a few months younger than yours fella

You're welcome to borrow a fiver anytime pal, but it will be subject to a rather large APR.

Two questions:

WTF happened to the 335i?
Are you a daddy again yet?

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Edit- just seen your post in the main section! Ignore my questions below. Love to Lou from Mandy and I.

Mine my be gnarly and withered, but it's still a few months younger than yours fella

You're welcome to borrow a fiver anytime pal, but it will be subject to a rather large APR.

Two questions:

WTF happened to the 335i?
Are you a daddy again yet?

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You do make me giggle big fella!! Louisa was due TODAY!! But alas still no rumblings worthy of note!! Will keep you posted. We must all get together asap - been too long again. Love to Mandy.
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You do make me giggle big fella!! Louisa was due TODAY!! But alas still no rumblings worthy of note!! Will keep you posted. We must all get together asap - been too long again. Love to Mandy.
Good luck with everything - yup, must get together again soon! X
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Yours does look like a bag of smashed crabs.
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I want a new sphincter.
Yours does look like a bag of smashed crabs.
It looks like the insides of a blood orange.
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ed,

any news one this? I've been saving up ever since you posted for that fiver. I currently have 4.50 so as soon as the money clears and I have that extra 50p we can sort out the cars right?
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any news one this? I've been saving up ever since you posted for that fiver. I currently have 4.50 so as soon as the money clears and I have that extra 50p we can sort out the cars right?
Be patient.

I've sent the lawyer my bank details and passport for identification, along with a 1000 deposit to cover any charges, so it should be any day now

I'm sure it won't take too long - I'm very excited

The M's as good as yours
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