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      03-03-2007, 04:28 PM   #1
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Rescuing A Young Woman

The following conversation took place between a man who stood at the Gates of Heaven and St. Peter.

St. Peter asked “Have you done any noble act in your life that would allow me to let you enter Paradise?”
“Well, I came to the rescue of a young woman who was being harassed by a motorcycle gang,” was the response.
“What did you do?” asked St. Peter
“I went up to the biggest biker in the gang, knocked over his bike, slapped him upside the head and told him that if he didn’t leave the girl alone he would have to deal with me!”
“When did this happen?” asked St. Peter
“A couple of minutes ago.”
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