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      03-03-2011, 04:44 PM   #1
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So I'm in for a full body deep tissue massage today because they effed up and called me last time as I was walking through the door that the lady couldn't make it. So here we are today. New lady that I've never had before. I'm looking pretty good, MILFS and shit checken out my junk. So I'm waiting and a decently attractive woman comes around and calls me. Interesting. I mean usually I get the same 300lb mexican woman for my deep tissue and she leaves me limping away. Ok so anyway.

I'm laying there on my back and the massage is above par for what this place usually gives. The womans semi hot. I'm pretty lubed up and shes kinda all up in my grill. Did some weird arm stretch and rested my hand on her tit. Interesting. Then shes down massaging my inner thigh and she keeps bumping into my dongle. And I mean it was out of the way. But if your butt naked and got a little towel covering your dongle and she keeps brushing against it and making noises you're going to get a chubby. So there I am laying on my back and I just bust out laughing.

Also, she was awesome, because she just shut up and did her work. I hate when the woman start bitching about their kids and their life. I dont give a fuck. I'm not a therapist. I just want a fucken massage.

So what do you do if the woman keeps touching your dongle and your wood turns the towel into a flag pole?
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Bang her....duh.
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So what do you do if the woman keeps touching your dongle and your wood turns the towel into a flag pole?
Make her pledge allegiance
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So what do you do if the woman keeps touching your dongle and your wood turns the towel into a flag pole?
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Make her pledge allegiance
Nice. You take that from somewhere?
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lmao "get chubby." The whole time i was thinking of massagecreep.com
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hahaha that shit made me laugh.

I would have mad a move, did she have a ring on?
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request that she either goes to work or to stop teasing your "dongle".

Personally I'm surprised she knew you were a man in the first place....
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Personally I'm surprised she knew you were a man in the first place....
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Nice. You take that from somewhere?
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hahaha that shit made me laugh.

I would have mad a move, did she have a ring on?
No ring. Said she was a nurse too but she liked this better.

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request that she either goes to work or to stop teasing your "dongle".

Personally I'm surprised she knew you were a man in the first place....
I dont know how it works in the "other" states, but us dudes from the coast enjoy attractive woman serving us and rubbing us down

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....So what do you do if the woman keeps touching your dongle and your wood turns the towel into a flag pole?
Then you *HAVE TO* choose the $100 upgrade package because Mr. Happy says so.
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Wasn't talking about you. I was talking about TK-421 lol.
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I'm looking pretty good, MILFS and shit checken out my junk.

CMONSON GTFOHWTS!!!!

soo...what happened after you bust out laughing? what was her reaction?
we all know there are some hella dicey massage places..dont be a fool
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Great post, I'm gonna start calling my junk 'dongle' from now on in tribute to you good sir. Go back there again and see if she still is trying to play with your dongle
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CMONSON GTFOHWTS!!!!

soo...what happened after you bust out laughing? what was her reaction?
we all know there are some hella dicey massage places..dont be a fool
This place isn't "dicey". Its in an extremely upscale shopping plaza with LV, Hermes, Bloomingdales, etc. But then again, you get the same amenities all the way at the bottom of the food chain and all the way at the top, if you get what I'm saying.

After I laughed she kinda stopped and looked at me for a second. I told her she can move it out of her way if she wants. She didn't respond and just kept going...
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Hot damn. That's a tough situation. I would guess the only thing I could do is laugh too. Or think about your Grandma.
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So I'm in for a full body deep tissue massage today because they effed up and called me last time as I was walking through the door that the lady couldn't make it. So here we are today. New lady that I've never had before. I'm looking pretty good, MILFS and shit checken out my junk. So I'm waiting and a decently attractive woman comes around and calls me. Interesting. I mean usually I get the same 300lb mexican woman for my deep tissue and she leaves me limping away. Ok so anyway.

I'm laying there on my back and the massage is above par for what this place usually gives. The womans semi hot. I'm pretty lubed up and shes kinda all up in my grill. Did some weird arm stretch and rested my hand on her tit. Interesting. Then shes down massaging my inner thigh and she keeps bumping into my dongle. And I mean it was out of the way. But if your butt naked and got a little towel covering your dongle and she keeps brushing against it and making noises you're going to get a chubby. So there I am laying on my back and I just bust out laughing.

Also, she was awesome, because she just shut up and did her work. I hate when the woman start bitching about their kids and their life. I dont give a fuck. I'm not a therapist. I just want a fucken massage.

So what do you do if the woman keeps touching your dongle and your wood turns the towel into a flag pole?
You do nothing....its a natural reaction. If she does something and then you dont stop her....well, what goes on behind closed doors.......
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Hot damn. That's a tough situation. I would guess the only thing I could do is laugh too. Or think about your Grandma.
I'd rather sit there full-mast than think about my grandma to bring the wood down.
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