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      03-03-2011, 10:05 PM   #23
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So weird, i was just googling what poking means this morning because I had the same thing happen to me a few weeks ago.

My friends new gf poked me a few weeks ago, so I poked her back today. Then she poked me again right away today.

I've been "married" for almost 11 years and they are newly in love, so I didn't think it had anything to do with flirting. Yikes!
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So weird, i was just googling what poking means this morning because I had the same thing happen to me a few weeks ago.

My friends new gf poked me a few weeks ago, so I poked her back today. Then she poked me again right away today.

I've been "married" for almost 11 years and they are newly in love, so I didn't think it had anything to do with flirting. Yikes!
Now I'm picturing a 4 way lesbian orgy, with random poking involved
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Now I'm picturing a 4 way lesbian orgy, with random poking involved
Ha, my friend is pretty butchy!
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Ha, my friend is pretty butchy!
pics of said orgy!
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Youze guyz need to GET LAID!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Creepy Creepersons.
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Youze guyz need to GET LAID!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Creepy Creepersons.
ya know, if I were a chick and a lesbian, I'd post pics for the guys. I guess I'm just a team player... man up!
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Youze guyz need to GET LAID!!!!! Jesus!!!!! Creepy Creepersons.
I could of got laid 3 hours ago, and still want to see pics of a 4some lesbian orgy
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ya know, if I were a chick and a lesbian, I'd post pics for the guys. I guess I'm just a team player... man up!
There is no I in orgy.
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OK, there is no U in "wild mind-blowing lesbian orgy!"
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I met the girl in class on Tuesday. I already have her number. She asked for mine on Tuesday which was the first day of class, but she also asked the guy sitting to the right of her (I was sitting to the left of her).
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If I come to St Louis this season for a game, I expect to see things in person. Minus the butches, but you on the other hand Montegogo
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If I come to St Louis this season for a game, I expect to see things in person. Minus the butches, but you on the other hand Montegogo

COLLINS!!! I'm a married grown-up. But I'll take you to a gay bar so you can ogle all the 20 year old lesbians grinding on the dance floor.
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COLLINS!!! I'm a married grown-up. But I'll take you to a gay bar so you can ogle all the 20 year old lesbians grinding on the dance floor.
Pics or gtfo
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COLLINS!!! I'm a married grown-up. But I'll take you to a gay bar so you can ogle all the 20 year old lesbians grinding on the dance floor.
Its not cheating if its a man, thats like if i was dating a chick and she wanted her friend to join.
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Pics of you penis and balls making fun-shaped animals or GTFO.
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Pics of you penis and balls making fun-shaped animals or GTFO.
Bav already did this a week or so ago. Your turn.
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Bav already did this a week or so ago. Your turn.
Meh. Week. Your hard cock with Montegogogogo written on it NOW!

Or......

GTFO

(If you can only fit Monte on it, that will work too.)
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Meh. Week. Your hard cock with Montegogogogo written on it NOW!

Or......

GTFO

(If you can only fit Monte on it, that will work too.)
You don't like cock. I like the vag. There is obvious reason why I want to see pics, why do you?
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