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      03-03-2011, 10:41 PM   #45
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Meh. Week. Your hard cock with Montegogogogo written on it NOW!

Or......

GTFO

(If you can only fit Monte on it, that will work too.)
you provide the boner material

(I have a label maker, I can fit whatever I want on it)
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My thread got stolen...

Just got back from traffic school, and got a call from the girl to get some drinks (not alcohol)!
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My thread got stolen...

Just got back from traffic school, and got a call from the girl to get some drinks (not alcohol)!
So what you're going to meet up for some sodas? This girl is coming on strong, get her to a bed ASAP. Not your place though, so she doesnt know where you live.
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So what you're going to meet up for some sodas? This girl is coming on strong, get her to a bed ASAP. Not your place though, so she doesnt know where you live.
Boba Milk Tea, that's what Asian teenagers do at night here in LA.

I don't know...she might just be one of those really outgoing social girls?
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Boba Milk Tea, that's what Asian teenagers do at night here in LA.
So you're a teenager, if the girl is handing out her number like a pen or pencil in class, odds are you just need to see the back of her head. JMO
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So you're a teenager, if the girl is handing out her number like a pen or pencil in class, odds are you just need to see the back of her head. JMO
I don't get it...?

I'm a college student. The reason why we became friends so fast is because we are both from Taiwan and we both speak Mandarin.
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Just smoothly ask her do you know what poking on facebook means? then explain if she doesnt. Then transition.
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I don't get it...?

I'm a college student. The reason why we became friends so fast is because we are both from Taiwan and we both speak Mandarin.
You stated she was giving her number out to another guy the same time as you, how many people is she "poking" is what I'm getting at
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You stated she was giving her number out to another guy the same time as you, how many people is she "poking" is what I'm getting at
I guess she started out as getting classmates' numbers for class, so of course she gets the two person sitting next to her. Then she found out I'm also Taiwanese, and that's how we started to talk. BTW, the other dude is some 30+ years old trying to continue his education, so there's no worry about that.
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she only pokes cool people collin. sorry you arent cool enough
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I guess she started out as getting classmates' numbers for class, so of course she gets the two person sitting next to her. Then she found out I'm also Taiwanese, and that's how we started to talk. BTW, the other dude is some 30+ years old trying to continue his education, so there's no worry about that.
You wouldn't have put that in the post if it wasnt somewhat relevant. Good luck on the first "date" update us after

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she only pokes cool people collin. sorry you arent cool enough
I know man, thats why I'm having to live through the OP.
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You wouldn't have put that in the post if it wasnt somewhat relevant. Good luck on the first "date" update us after
Just trying to make sure if she was just one of those really outgoing social girls, and I'm over thinking things.
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Boba Milk Tea, that's what Asian teenagers do at night here in LA.

I don't know...she might just be one of those really outgoing social girls?
This explains the social retardation...
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This explains the social retardation...
United States is a crap place for night life compared to Asia. It's a boring country for everyday teenage entertainment. The only things US got at night are clubs or lounges. Asian tea places are open till 12-1 at night. That's why all teenagers go there to hang out at night.
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United States is a crap place for night life compared to Asia. It's a boring country for everyday teenage entertainment. The only things the US got at night are clubs or lounges. Asian tea places are open till 12-1 at night. That's why all teenagers go there to hang out at night.
I wasn't talking about the tea...
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And yea, I'm not that good of a social person, especially with girls. I only had two real girlfriends in the past, and both of them kind of came onto me.

Plus, I kinda made this thread just for fun.
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And yea, I'm not that good of a social person, especially with girls. I only had two real girlfriends in the past, and both of them kind of came onto me.

Plus, I kinda made this thread just for fun.
I wasn't talking about you either, but heck if you wanna take shots at yourself go right ahead
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Not everyone is good with the opposite sex man, you shouldnt feel bad for being shy. Just giving you a hard time, GL with her man, like I said keep us updated
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