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      03-18-2011, 07:10 AM   #1
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4 year old vandals!

Well not exactly vandals, but we have a fire engine visiting school for our nursery pupils and they have been allowed to play with the hose...resulting in me looking out of the staff room window and finding that water has been sprayed all over my car! The nursery staff are due a few choice words this lunchtime!

Not best pleased, but fortunately I hadn't just washed it...in fact a box of goodies from Clean Your Car has just been delivered in time for the weekend.
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Not the end of the world as its probably raining anyway.

You must be bored today
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Just think of how much joy and happiness that brought to those little souls.

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You should have run out there with some Megs and multiple microfibre mitts.
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Not the end of the world as its probably raining anyway.

You must be bored today
Lovely sunny day here

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You should have run out there with some Megs and multiple microfibre mitts.
They're doing it again this afternoon...good idea

If I had washed it I'd be pissed off though. The water they're using is filthy!
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Just think of how much joy and happiness that brought to those little souls
Certainly would to this little soul if the fire engines are present
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What you need Gav is a low calibre air rifle. I know people are always banging on about how dangerous they are, but that's only when a kid shoots themself in the face at point blank.

In the hands of a responsible adult (you might even say you were in an even more suitable role than anyone for this) and at a fair distance/altitude of say 100 feet (as the crow flies) you might say it would be 'safe' to snipe at the kiddies. Just aim for the back of the legs etc - you know, the fatty bits.

Problem solved really.

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What you need Gav is a low calibre air rifle. I know people are always banging on about how dangerous they are, but that's only when a kid shoots themself in the face at point blank.

In the hands of a responsible adult (you might even say you were in an even more suitable role than anyone for this) and at a fair distance/altitude of say 100 feet (as the crow flies) you might say it would be 'safe' to snipe at the kiddies. Just aim for the back of the legs etc - you know, the fatty bits.

Problem solved really.

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If I had washed it I'd be pissed off though. The water they're using is filthy!
What!

The FB in Bradford use dirty water, fuck that, I'd want clean water on my burning house, think of me smalls!
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The FB in Bradford use dirty water, fuck that, I'd want clean water on my burning house,)
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What you need Gav is a low calibre air rifle. I know people are always banging on about how dangerous they are, but that's only when a kid shoots themself in the face at point blank.

In the hands of a responsible adult (you might even say you were in an even more suitable role than anyone for this) and at a fair distance/altitude of say 100 feet (as the crow flies) you might say it would be 'safe' to snipe at the kiddies. Just aim for the back of the legs etc - you know, the fatty bits.

Problem solved really.

Matt
Good call Matt. However, unable procure an air rifle at short notice I confiscated a mongrel pitbull type dog on a string from one of the unemployed teenage nursery parents, (despite the many notices advising that no dogs are permitted in the school grounds). Anyway I set the ugly little brute loose on the little feckers. That's a lesson they won't be forgetting in a hurry.
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