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View Poll Results: your ideal lady
height: short 29 21.17%
height: average 85 62.04%
height: tall 29 21.17%
hair: blonde 45 32.85%
hair: brunette 85 62.04%
hair: black 26 18.98%
hair: red 17 12.41%
skin: pale 11 8.03%
skin: fair 66 48.18%
skin: tan 71 51.82%
skin: black 3 2.19%
weight: skinny (/tone) 77 56.20%
weight: average 72 52.55%
weight: heavy 4 2.92%
weight: obeast 5 3.65%
ass: flat 4 2.92%
ass: small and round 114 83.21%
ass: ghetto donk 19 13.87%
bewbs: small 17 12.41%
bewbs: average 110 80.29%
bewbs: huge 27 19.71%
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      05-22-2011, 01:17 PM   #1
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Figuring out OT's perfect woman

Figured that's a decent number of options.

Perhaps we need to go deeper.

Imo:
-average height (5'4"ish)
-skinny
-brunette
-tan
-ass>tits
-petite
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Make that :

- 4' or below so she does not have to kneel to reach your penor.
- a big butt that you can hold a beer can in place in the doggy position.
- No teeth or dentures that can be taken out for that "perfect" feeling.
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Make that :

- 4' or below so she does not have to kneel to reach your penor.
- a big butt that you can hold a beer can in place in the doggy position.
- No teeth or dentures that can be taken out for that "perfect" feeling.
So a Mexican?
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- No teeth or dentures that can be taken out for that "perfect" feeling.
i'm sure old man ton ton doesn't have too much trouble finding a lady that meets this criteria.
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seriously surprised no one has chosen obese and then blamed me for it.
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      05-22-2011, 02:13 PM   #8
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sorry I dont see the rounded elbows option, perfect woman yet to be found ITT
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i'm sure old man ton ton doesn't have too much trouble finding a lady that meets this criteria.
At least a half dozen at any time ....In all different kind of ethnicity (although the Scandinavian kind is a bit harder to find)
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seriously surprised no one has chosen obese and then blamed me for it.

Everything is your fault, so there is no point mentioning it ever again. Think of it as unspoken law.
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Short, brunette, fair or tan, skinny or average, picked the middle butt option, and chose all the boob options. I'm picky about my asses but boobs are boobs to me.
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I find it funny how the vast majority of us enjoy looking at the same type of women. I frequent other forums and the bitches that they think are attractive are thee grosssesttttttt
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These tags are murderous LOLOL
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Short, brunette, fair or tan, skinny or average, picked the middle butt option, and chose all the boob options. I'm picky about my asses but boobs are boobs to me.
lol all of this
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      05-22-2011, 09:33 PM   #17
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yo I'm still dying at the tags ROFL.
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lol all of this


It's called taste.
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I kinda made my gf but with bigger tits...

Does that mean that she's in my head and controlling my thoughts?
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I kinda made my gf but with bigger tits...

Does that mean that she's in my head and controlling my thoughts?
that or you're pro at getting what you want
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looks like the figures/features of an average woman is what most people like
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That sounds very interesting...
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