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View Poll Results: Which one would you get rid of?
Drill Sargent lol 10 38.46%
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      05-19-2011, 03:37 PM   #1
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      05-19-2011, 03:44 PM   #2
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Eyes, I've fapped before in the dark, and my hands could tell if she was a whale before I took her home.
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Eyes, I've fapped before in the dark, and my hands could tell if she was a whale before I took her home.
Except for the fact that u aint "taking" her home. Your yellow lab would be.
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      05-19-2011, 03:55 PM   #4
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Except for the fact that u aint "taking" her home. Your yellow lab would be.
Girls love yellow labs. They're like vaginal kryptonite.
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      05-19-2011, 03:59 PM   #5
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Except for the fact that u aint "taking" her home. Your yellow lab would be.
My pickup line would be, "Excuse me, do you mind if my lab sits next to us?"

"AWWWWW he is so cuuuttttteeeee", "Thanks, what do you think about my dog?"
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      05-19-2011, 04:40 PM   #6
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What about penis with eyes?
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      05-19-2011, 11:41 PM   #7
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      05-20-2011, 12:26 AM   #8
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the fuck kinda q is this..

Not a hard decision for me.

No eyes

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No family
No healthy relationship
No fapping
No fucking
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      05-20-2011, 07:35 AM   #9
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Girls love yellow labs. They're like vaginal kryptonite.
my eyes, I'll dominate with my kryptonite.....


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      05-24-2011, 06:41 PM   #10
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Easy... Get rid of penis. The importance of sight is just too great. Ask anyone who loses sight (not born without sight).
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      05-25-2011, 10:46 PM   #11
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Easy... Get rid of penis. The importance of sight is just too great. Ask anyone who loses sight (not born without sight).
lul ask anyone who loses penis (not born without penis).

wait a minute.
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      05-26-2011, 04:37 PM   #12
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