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      06-02-2011, 12:21 AM   #1
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Douche Beer

So Wrong and on so many levels....WTF?

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      06-02-2011, 12:26 AM   #2
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What the hell is it? Tiger Blood?






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      06-02-2011, 12:31 AM   #3
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It prolly tastes like Tiger piss ...
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It prolly tastes like hair spray and Aqua Di Gio ...
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HAHAHAHA look at the reviews!

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/11174/52817
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"It tasted VERY, VERY lightly bitter in the beginning and finished with almost no flavor. "
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It prolly tastes like Tiger piss ...
Let me see that
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sounds like solid fail.
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The way I was explained the story by a friend I know in the liquor distribution business.. Tecate and Ed Hardy signed a deal. They produced a SHIT ton of this garbage beer. They then sponsored all of these parties out in the hamptons. People thought it was complete trash and no one drank it. All of these distributors were stuck with shitty beer and no where to unload it. He told me he couldn't give it away. He marked it down and kept marking it down until one day he just threw it out.

I charged him to haul it away...
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The way I was explained the story by a friend I know in the liquor distribution business.. Tecate and Ed Hardy signed a deal. They produced a SHIT ton of this garbage beer. They then sponsored all of these parties out in the hamptons. People thought it was complete trash and no one drank it. All of these distributors were stuck with shitty beer and no where to unload it. He told me he couldn't give it away. He marked it down and kept marking it down until one day he just threw it out.

I charged him to haul it away...
epic win for you, epic fail for them

the concept for this beer actually seems like it could have been successful (there are a LOT of ed hardy juiceheads out in the hamptons), but ultimately the execution was a complete disaster. they should have at least put some effort into the taste.
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When I saw the thread title I thought it was going in a totally different direction...
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When I saw the thread title I thought it was going in a totally different direction...
I know, we were both thinking the same thing, Tubgirl............... right?
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When I saw the thread title I thought it was going in a totally different direction...
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I know, we were both thinking the same thing, Tubgirl............... right?
Post the link, bitches!
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Post the link, bitches!


Google images.
Safe search, off.
"Tubgirl"

Enjoy.
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Google images.
Safe search, off.
"Tubgirl"

Enjoy.

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what the hell did you expect?

Its not like a title of tubgirl isn't fairly descriptive of something bad...girlsintub may be a different story, but tubgirl will never have a good ending.
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almost as bad as lemonparty
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what the hell did you expect?

Its not like a title of tubgirl isn't fairly descriptive of something bad...girlsintub may be a different story, but tubgirl will never have a good ending.
Well if it was called, "Two Girls and a Tub", I'd be reluctant to even inquire further. But I expected Tubgirl to be something nasty about being a fatty.
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