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      06-15-2014, 02:16 PM   #1
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Funny phrases you use?

Do you guys have any funny phrases that you use with your friends/family?

I have a few that we pick up over time. My friend just started telling me

"She's REALLY hot, she can get touched with the quickeness." What does that even mean, I have no idea. Given the context though, I'm sure we all know exactly what he means.

Another one he says (to his girlfriend) "Girl I'll put you to bed like J Holiday" In reference to J Holiday's song "Bed" www.youtube.com/watch?v=82t_UOMHPJY It's intentionally meant to be cheesy, but I find it amusing.
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Really? Are you THAT bored where you're reduced to asking strangers on the internet what their inside jokes and funny phrases are?
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Really? Are you THAT bored where you're reduced to asking strangers on the internet what their inside jokes and funny phrases are?
Yeah. Are you that bored and petty that you'll criticize me for it?
Buzz Killington over here.
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"Take your pants off, and get the fuck in the van".
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      06-15-2014, 05:49 PM   #7
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Yeah. Are you that bored and petty that you'll criticize me for it?
Buzz Killington over here.
There you go. You came up with a funny phrase all on your own. Didn't even need a thread for it either. Good job.
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Hypiti hyp sanoi hirvi kun mummoa puri.

That basically would translate like jump, jump says the moose while biting a grandma. I have no idea why I keep using that one, and always the moose is the bad guy, so the first part is solid, after the word kun the rest keeps changing.

Yes, I'm a freak.

@FC4 you know, some of us like free stream of ideas, thoughts, and posting, Irl is for those who bother to do that. Let the geeks have their fun.
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How would you use that in the context of a conversation, Lups?
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      06-15-2014, 11:25 PM   #10
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Here's one for you OP.

I think you're special. Special Olympics kind of special (add a wink)
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I mean................
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How would you use that in the context of a conversation, Lups?
Well, of course wisely. As a conversation starter it works like magic, since everyone feels like their brains have been put trough a presser trying to understand the meaning. The idiots act like it's reasonable sentence, the wise crowd splits. Perfect as you can see.
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Haha yeah I get it. Although I didn't split...
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"I'm off like a prom dress..." No I don't use it, but I think its funny.
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I'll play, because I'm that bored!
When I was a kid, my dad said to me, "Don't argue!" And I replied, "Don't arg me!" I still say that to this day hahahaha!
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Haha yeah I get it. Although I didn't split...
Well, you would irl, you don't go to the idiot category by far.
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From where i'm from we say "Sex".

It means something corny, stupid, lame, annoying or unfortunate. Which is contradictory to the actual Sex word. As an example:

That annoying kid is in the cafeteria again.
We say: That sex kid is in the cafeteria again.

The Redhead girl has an ugly face.
We say: The Redhead girl has a sex face.

Steve: Damn it! i just lost all my condoms.
Bob: aww fcuk that sucks.
We say:
Steve: Sex! i just lost all my condoms.
Bob: Sex! that sucks.


It's unfortunate that i couldn't get my ticket for the concert.
We say: It's sex i couldn't get my ticket for the concert.
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From where i'm from we say "Sex".

It means something corny, stupid, lame, annoying or unfortunate. Which is contradictory to the actual Sex word. As an example:

That annoying kid is in the cafeteria again.
We say: That sex kid is in the cafeteria again.

The Redhead girl has an ugly face.
We say: The Redhead girl has a sex face.

Steve: Damn it! i just lost all my condoms.
Bob: aww fcuk that sucks.
We say:
Steve: Sex! i just lost all my condoms.
Bob: Sex! that sucks.


It's unfortunate that i couldn't get my ticket for the concert.
We say: It's sex i couldn't get my ticket for the concert.
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"Oh hotdog!" I say that all the time.
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my dad got me saying all kinds of stuff.....they're all song lyrics from rap songs or other songs...

we go through about 3 or 4 of them while we're hanging out eating BBQ and listening to music...




(1) "sorry Miss Jackson"
me: dad, did you guy some ice
dad: I forgot, sorry miss jackson

(2) "take it to the limit"
wife: babe, do you really need to put gummy bears AND butterfinger in your ice cream
me: hell yeah, take it to the limit

(3) "can't believe it's happening in my own town"
me: did you hear about the chick in Houston who stabbed her husband with her high heel !?!?
dad: I can't believe it's happening in my own town

(4) "woke up in the morning thanking God"
me: freaking kids woke me up early this morning
dad: waking up the morning gotta thank God, I dunno but today seems kind of odd...


and yes, my dad DOES, IN FACT, know song lyrics of gangster rappers.....
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my dad got me saying all kinds of stuff.....they're all song lyrics from rap songs or other songs...



and yes, my dad DOES, IN FACT, know song lyrics of gangster rappers.....
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in between sips of Busch Lite, he used to always say "bow wow wow, yippe yo yippe yay"....

it's funny because yesterday we stayed late at my dad's house for Father's Day...

it was 97 degrees with 52% humidity all day - we sweated our asses off and by 7:30 we were exhausted and just wanted to go home...

me: dang - gotta drive home, soooo damn tired
dad: hey, there's plenty of room in Hotel California **as he's pointing to the house**

that was his way of telling me "you can stay the night here if you want"
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