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      04-11-2007, 12:31 AM   #1
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Song for slow driver's =)

Thought this needed greater proliferation.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=163207338



For those of you who can't view myspace at work:

It's a bluegrass songs, to which the lyrics are:

You're driving too damn slow
in the fast lane
You're driving too damn much
like a bitch
You drive 3 feet a minute
so grab a dick
and fuck yourself with it.
Put your pedal to the metal
push a broomstick up your ass.
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      04-11-2007, 12:31 AM   #2
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also, meant to post this it lighter side. sorry.
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      04-11-2007, 12:37 AM   #3
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haha were you just inspired by that off topic thread?
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      04-11-2007, 12:40 AM   #4
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yeah, I figured I needed to get more people to hear this song. LOL
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I keep thinking I'm going to find myself a large pad of paper and a thick black marker to be able to send some personal messages to some of these idiots who sit in the fast lane, or move into clear lanes only to obstruct the flow of traffic.

I have also found that the 335 is faster than they think. It allows you to literally drive around people as if they were standing still.
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I have also found that the 335 is faster than they think. It allows you to literally drive around people as if they were standing still.
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I always think of the Superchunk song "precision auto" when in this situation.


Chorus:

Do not pass me just to slow down
I can move right through you
Do not pass me just to slow down
I have precision auto

I see you way too slow
I see you in slow motion
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