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      07-20-2011, 08:35 AM   #67
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Me too...... please may I go on record as the first one who doubted this bullshit story (Page 1)
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      07-20-2011, 08:45 AM   #68
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I wasn't far behind you!!!! I was gonna post before you but decided
to do something more interesting.

I can't be arsed to read the evo thread. Can someone explain what the f*** Hillaborough has to do with it ?
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      07-20-2011, 09:12 AM   #70
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Jinjur... i hope you dont mind me posting this here... it was too brilliant for words - shame the mods pulled it.

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Jinjur posted this on that discussion thread ... then it got pulled

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Jaysus, sick old world this

Can’t believe everyone for calling this as BS. The guy is an absolute hero.



I mean only a couple of days ago; I caught no fewer than 4 elves wrestling a beautiful baby unicorn to the ground to grab a bit of its horn.

Luckily enough, I had Excalibur with me and was able to reach up into the sky and summon the power of the gods that turned me into my superhero self that I like to call He-Man. Cringer was at home so I couldn’t turn him into Battle Cat(tm)

I ran towards the elves as they grabbed at the unicorn's horn and was amazed that as I ran so fast, I broke the sound barrier. Unknown to me, this shockwave hit the elves and transformed them into giant, carnivorous daffodils. I have never seen anything so yellow in my life.

As the daffodils ran towards me using clumps of roots as feet, they started spitting gold fluid from their heads......Jesus, I realised that this was actually liquid gold and everything it was touching was turning to gold.....turning to GOLD man!

So I swung my sword (which is actually encrusted with the teeth of alien life forms) at them and killed them.

The unicorn came over to me and spoke.........IT SPOKE.........its voice sounded EXACTLY like Moira Stewart and it said "you are the one". I didn’t know what this meant but it did give me eternal life to thank me for my amazing heroism.

Amazed after what had just happened, I got on my carpet and flew back home.

My family and all are telling me to ring the CIA and OK Magazine, but you know....I didn’t do it for the glory at all......it was just instinct from my training as a Navy Seal. Besides, the CIA won’t want to know....as I know for a fact thay are in with the elves these days.
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      07-20-2011, 09:40 AM   #71
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I wasn't far behind you!!!! I was gonna post before you but decided
to do something more interesting.

I can't be arsed to read the evo thread. Can someone explain what the f*** Hillaborough has to do with it ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsbo..._Sun_newspaper

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      07-20-2011, 09:43 AM   #72
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Lol......the unicorn "rape" scene photo was pulled too

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      07-20-2011, 10:45 AM   #73
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Own up. Who actually thought the guy was telling the truth when you first read the story? It read like something I would have written in my news book when I was in primary school, the story Jinjur wrote is actually more believable.

The only thing I don't get is why anyone would make a story like this up around some injuries and even worse, put it on the internet.
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      07-20-2011, 10:56 AM   #74
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so, its not true then??????????????.....

bloody hell...why would someone waste their time typing so much crap....?
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Own up. Who actually thought the guy was telling the truth when you first read the story? It read like something I would have written in my news book when I was in primary school, the story Jinjur wrote is actually more believable.

The only thing I don't get is why anyone would make a story like this up around some injuries and even worse, put it on the internet.
I think it's because there are a lot of strange people about,who don't think before they speak.
They think nothing about making up big piles of horse shit, thinking that they won't be found out.
Unfortunately,the Internet brings us into brief contact with these people.
Remember that woman who made up the story about having her partner killed in the 9/11 attack and became a spokesperson for the survivors before being found out...
And closer to home,the "kidnap" of Shannon Matthews...
There are lots of people like this out there!
Also,I can't believe Jinjurs comments were vaped-any thoughts?
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      07-20-2011, 11:11 AM   #76
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Agreed it was a poorly written bullshit story. If he drove a BMW it would have an M/// badge on it. What a clown!
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Agreed it was a poorly written bullshit story. If he drove a BMW it would have an M/// badge on it. What a clown!
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Did this story make it on PH, does anyone know?
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      07-20-2011, 03:56 PM   #79
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Why is PH such a revered place.

Why does it matter Peter if it did?! Full of knobs anyway.
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Why is PH such a revered place.

Why does it matter Peter if it did?! Full of knobs anyway.
Absolutely agree Carl, but it would add to the amusement to see what the PH regular 'know alls' had to say. I am certainly not in awe of what goes on at Pistonheads, I know to my cost what a bunch of cretins some of the regulars are.
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      07-20-2011, 04:03 PM   #81
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Ok mate fair enough. Has the Evo thread been pulled completely yet?!

Wonder if we will hear what happens?!
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      07-20-2011, 04:20 PM   #83
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Another near death experience just a few months ago.

Jeez, this guy has rotten luck.

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/s...d.php?t=837643
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He is a proper piss taker. If a tyre blew up like that in his face it would kill him. People have been killed like that before. You don't just get up with a sore arm and ear if you have been blown backwards through a door.

He is a serial fantasist, people like this can be dangerous.
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I've hit my 20 posts limit on MLR.

Can someone link the above?
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