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      07-20-2011, 06:27 PM   #23
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Her webpage and her services suck. This might be borderline pedantic, but if I can pick out these small things, anyone else can. Then again, who here doesn't know how to write his own resume...?

-------- an excerpt ------



i'm a highly organized individual, who is here to help with anything you might need. [capitalize the 'I', Kelly!]


Who really wants to pay that much money for a resume that is a cookie cutter image of the next guy and the gal before them? [replace 'them' with 'they' - predicate nominative. Also, Kelly, I can't seem to find your hymen... I mean hyphen for the adjective use of cookie-cutter.]


My resume format has been proven and with hundreds of happy clients, the success really does speak for itself. [where's your semicolon, Kelly?]
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So yeah, anyways, she looks legit.
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I posted that I need market research done, she replied back to my help wanted ad! Now we're talking let the trolling begin
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      07-20-2011, 07:19 PM   #26
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Cell Phone is legit

Make a fake craigslist with her cell number and email
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      07-20-2011, 07:31 PM   #27
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      07-20-2011, 07:42 PM   #28
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Make one saying she gives massages, and will go the extra mile to make sure you're happy.

twitter picture+cell number coded with words so CL doesnt delete it
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      07-20-2011, 08:23 PM   #29
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The wonders of the internet and what it can do with just a simple email..
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      07-20-2011, 09:15 PM   #30
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      07-20-2011, 09:55 PM   #31
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Well lesson learned...

But, it may not be all bad. I have a great business opportunity; if you're interested. I am in the middle of purchasing a structure that connects Manhattan to Brooklyn. I only need one more investor to go through with the deal. If you're interested shoot me a PM and I will forward you the information necessary to become a part of this amazing investment opportunity.
I'll sign up! I'm still waiting on the money I've inherited from a Nigerian prince but when they come up I'll make sure to do so!
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      07-20-2011, 11:00 PM   #32
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Make one saying she gives massages, and will go the extra mile to make sure you're happy.

twitter picture cell number coded with words so CL doesnt delete it
I have to see this!
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      07-20-2011, 11:16 PM   #33
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Fuck the massages. Make a ad in some huge city like LA. Find some random pics of a 2004/5ish Civic in good condition. Post up an ad saying you want to sell it, put a good low price, but not too low that it will make people think its a scam and make it really descriptive. Then find out where she is located and lets say she's on the east cost, say in the ad you work till 7PM PST so to please call with any inquires after that time (so it will be 11pm EST). Her phone will get annihilated with phone calls from all these people wanting to buy it.
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      07-20-2011, 11:27 PM   #34
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Fuck the massages. Make a ad in some huge city like LA. Find some random pics of a 2004/5ish Civic in good condition. Post up an ad saying you want to sell it, put a good low price, but not too low that it will make people think its a scam and make it really descriptive. Then find out where she is located and lets say she's on the east cost, say in the ad you work till 7PM PST so to please call with any inquires after that time (so it will be 11pm EST). Her phone will get annihilated with phone calls from all these people wanting to buy it.
sounds good. I dug up more personal info about her like her and her parents address and names and shit. Turns out this Jason Foss is her baby daddy.

I emailed her all her info and told her if she dont refund me by tomorrow night Imna "take further actions" against her. she says she is broke and will try to refund me tomorrow. We'll see
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      07-21-2011, 12:51 AM   #35
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You guys are hardcore this is hilarious!
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      07-21-2011, 01:08 AM   #37
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I say we all troll her. Everyone should make ridiculous free items for sale on craigslist and give her number. It would be pretty funny. Someone should send this link to all of her facebook friends.
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      07-21-2011, 02:08 AM   #38
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Hahaha this is way too funny. Can't wait to see what happens next.
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      07-21-2011, 07:13 AM   #39
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Fuck the massages. Make a ad in some huge city like LA. Find some random pics of a 2004/5ish Civic in good condition. Post up an ad saying you want to sell it, put a good low price, but not too low that it will make people think its a scam and make it really descriptive. Then find out where she is located and lets say she's on the east cost, say in the ad you work till 7PM PST so to please call with any inquires after that time (so it will be 11pm EST). Her phone will get annihilated with phone calls from all these people wanting to buy it.
Do it in Miami, trust me. Did it to my roomate last year. had an 04 civic, with 35k miles, for 5 grand. Said i was leaving the state and had to sell it now, was open to offers.

Within an hour of the post phone calls started ringing in... 6 hours later his phone had not stopped ringing. I eventually closed it because i felt bad. never told him it was me though haha.
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      07-21-2011, 08:21 AM   #40
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ROFLLLLL in her yahoo question she posts...

"Is there anyway to not work but get some sort of compensation?"

LOL she turned to scamming, what a trolling bitch.

According to HER resume information, she's only about 22 years old anyway and Jason is her boyfriend. xxxjayfizzlexxx jason foss
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      07-21-2011, 09:04 AM   #41
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She is going to scam for your refund, I would get my $100 and still release her info to 4chan. Order 20 pizzas and have them sent to her address etc...
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      07-21-2011, 09:21 AM   #43
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      07-21-2011, 09:23 AM   #44
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she says she is broke and will try to refund me tomorrow. We'll see
She's "broke"?

How can someone who just took your money, have no money?
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