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      08-23-2011, 04:46 AM   #1
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The worst date ever NSFW

Don't know if this has been posted on here but its in the off topic over the pond.

Whatever you do, do not drink whilst reading otherwise you will do what i did and cover my laptop in tea.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191

One of the funniest things I've ever read
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      08-23-2011, 05:07 AM   #2
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That was quality
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Who carries pee bottles and refuses to shit in public?

Seen this thread before a couple of years ago. Thought he was an f--ing moron then. Time has not changed this view point.

some people deserve things like this to happen. It's entirely their own fault.

This is one of those people.
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      08-23-2011, 05:45 AM   #4
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it was funny as hell 2 years ago lol
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Same happened to me once. It was even more embarrassing for me because I'd stood Kylie Minogue up so I could go out with Dannii. Anyway, back at Dannii's flat later I go to the toilet and a similar thing happens! Then, who should come in but Kylie!! She'd popped round to her sister's because she was so upset I'd dumped her for a "mystery" girl!

Can you imagine the embarrassment???

That's true that is, yes sir.

Honest.
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lol

was amusing especially with the ms paint drawings to support the story.


This guy sounds like a fruit. Who gets a rock on when shit is coming out their ass. Thats weird.


Think this is fictional but v.amusing for a tuesday morning none the less
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That's true that is, yes sir.

Honest.


You've got to be worried for someones mental state who spends all that time & effort to post up drivel like that (not you Ian ).
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It does sound like BS but it had me in tears!
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Epic fail funniest thing i have read this morning..love the graphic description
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I don't care if it's true, false, old, new etc. It's funny and the drawings are brilliant.
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I have a really true story similar to this which I'll share one day. Not today though.

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I have a really true story similar to this which I'll share one day. Not today though.

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Christmas meal, perhaps?
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Sounds like an ideal scenario for me to shine mate. It's usually a question of who is louder between me and Carl.... There isn't often room for two people so full of shit in one place hence its only happened twice lol.

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I lol'd but still I think
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Sounds like an ideal scenario for me to shine mate. It's usually a question of who is louder between me and Carl.... There isn't often room for two people so full of shit in one place hence its only happened twice lol.

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