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      10-30-2013, 07:57 AM   #1
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Alternate BMW Definition

Here's three:

BMW = Be My Wife

BMW= Black Man's Wagon (My Favorite)

BMW = Best Man's Wheels
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      10-30-2013, 08:12 AM   #2
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      10-30-2013, 08:23 AM   #3
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      10-30-2013, 08:53 AM   #5
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Heard this from a gas station attendant...Black Man's Wish.
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      10-30-2013, 09:06 AM   #6
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When you go buy a bmw= bring money withyou.
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      10-30-2013, 09:51 AM   #7
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      10-30-2013, 10:52 AM   #8
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      10-30-2013, 10:58 AM   #9
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Heard this from a gas station attendant...Black Man's Wish.
Wait a minute... I'm a black man and I've got one...lol Still funny as hell though.
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      10-30-2013, 10:58 AM   #10
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Nice one. Very applicable in most cases...lol.
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So according to a girl I work with, it stands for Bigger than My Weenie.

She, erm, wouldn't know...that...about me. Just her way of being jealous. I ain't mad. Just another set of "lawyer" type jokes, to me. Lol
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So according to a girl I work with, it stands for Bigger than My Weenie.

She, erm, wouldn't know...that...about me. Just her way of being jealous. I ain't mad. Just another set of "lawyer" type jokes, to me. Lol
Dispel all myths!

you should take her out for a spin in your car and on your lap.
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      10-30-2013, 12:45 PM   #16
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Dispel all myths!

you should take her out for a spin in your car and on your lap.
Ha ha...nice. Well I would, but you see she's actually right. My BMW is...bigger than my weenie. There I said it. Man enough to admit it!
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Ha ha...nice. Well I would, but you see she's actually right. My BMW is...bigger than my weenie. There I said it. Man enough to admit it!
well..let me know if you can't handle her, and need me to step in. I'll give her a ride on my lap....
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well..let me know if you can't handle her, and need me to step in. I'll give her a ride on my lap....
Heh. She's all yours man. She's kind of a big gal. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as such. I fear she would very quickly wear out my active suspension, though...
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Heh. She's all yours man. She's kind of a big gal. Not that there's anything wrong with that, as such. I fear she would very quickly wear out my active suspension, though...
she'll probably destroy my two struts...i will need a pic to reconsider.
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