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      10-18-2005, 06:55 PM   #1
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Some chinese guy was asked to make a sentence...

Some Chinese guy was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it from 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with: 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
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      10-18-2005, 08:15 PM   #2
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...ahhh ok. Ha ha ha!


Only, I'd say you have more than two "sentences" there . I'd say he was asked to make a paragraph But that's just me. This is coming from the same guy that finds holes in the plots of every single movie I've ever seen

That was funny FastMhz
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      10-20-2005, 04:06 AM   #3
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      10-24-2005, 01:31 AM   #4
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sorry guys, but im a dork at heart. lol
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Very odd, and a tad bit funny
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      12-17-2005, 04:19 AM   #7
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Pretty good and funny. Harder for Asians to laugh at jokes about themselves, but I never had any problems since I was making most of them.
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That joke's a 10

I'm glad to read an Asian accent joke that does more than just juxtapose R's and L's. (Like that takes a lot of imagination).

Some people who come into my office, see my Asian name and then compliment me on my English. "Is you from 'ere? Cuz your English is rill good."

All hail Biwl Carr 'n the Stillers!
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Dude, WTF? that is wierd.
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