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      10-24-2011, 01:26 PM   #45
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      10-24-2011, 01:31 PM   #46
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BRO... ur from miami.. im from miami.. i know how the women are down here!!!!!as a matter of fact, i was in bayside lastnight and i met my future baby mama!!!!!!! LMAO.... anyway.. im happy u man'ed up and got the digits.. come on playboy.. dont post any craziness like that again- u make us miami fellas look bad!!!!! lol.
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are you following some sort of cock blocking rule your peers made up? grow some balls and talk to her. the guy with the bigger balls wins the chick.
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BRO... ur from miami.. im from miami.. i know how the women are down here!!!!!as a matter of fact, i was in bayside lastnight and i met my future baby mama!!!!!!! LMAO.... anyway.. im happy u man'ed up and got the digits.. come on playboy.. dont post any craziness like that again- u make us miami fellas look bad!!!!! lol.
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how are the women down here?

these women don't care if you're married, they look at how much is in your wallet!

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BRO... ur from miami.. im from miami.. i know how the women are down here!!!!!as a matter of fact, i was in bayside lastnight and i met my future baby mama!!!!!!! LMAO.... anyway.. im happy u man'ed up and got the digits.. come on playboy.. dont post any craziness like that again- u make us miami fellas look bad!!!!! lol.
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how are the women down here?

these women don't care if you're married, they look at how much is in your wallet!
thats not true lol...where are you meeting these chicks? at clubs? haha
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how are the women down here?

these women don't care if you're married, they look at how much is in your wallet!
thats why we drive bimmas.. so they automatically assume we have some money in the bank ( good thing for us) so when u take them out for the first date in the bimma.. drop that bitch in second gear make her seats vibrate a little bit.. u know.. get her a little excited..do the stare and drive thing like fast and furious (lmfao)..take her for a cruise around star island ..cruise down a1a on ur back back home so you can make a movie.. UH i mean watch a movie...... and badda bing - hahahaha
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      10-24-2011, 02:19 PM   #53
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thats not true lol...where are you meeting these chicks? at clubs? haha
at cameos!!!!!!! lol
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thats why we drive bimmas.. so they automatically assume we have some money in the bank ( good thing for us) so when u take them out for the first date in the bimma.. drop that bitch in second gear make her seats vibrate a little bit.. u know.. get her a little excited..do the stare and drive thing like fast and furious (lmfao)..take her for a cruise around star island ..cruise down a1a on ur back back home so you can make a movie.. UH i mean watch a movie...... and badda bing - hahahaha
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      10-24-2011, 02:23 PM   #55
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bro all i see is a small red x.. what was the pict off? lol
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at cameos!!!!!!! lol
or la covacha if hes not 21 hey how many posts do i need to post on the f/s section?
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or la covacha if hes not 21 hey how many posts do i need to post on the f/s section?
i have no idea why it shows u have zero post.. u already have a few on here. thats weird man...hm!!
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OP you embarrass collegiate baseball players everywhere. Hard to believe a freshman signed a scholarship to VT at 5'6. Went from terrified and not able to type, to able to form a proper sentence to get her number.

If the story is true OP, don't post pics. You've posted way too much about yourself and could get into trouble with the team if the girl found out. You're welcome.


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      10-24-2011, 02:39 PM   #59
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I've already found more info on him because I knew he'd be a part of a service I attended many times if he is a true Fresman at VT. Profile says 5'9 over there though lol, but he's a good player.

Ex college player, so I'm not going to mess with him.
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Well I hope you guys are better people than what your really acting like with me. Yup, I'm Kyle Prats. You found my Facebook, you found me on the athletic website, awesome I haven't done anything wrong and I know you guys are prob messing with me. Yeah I maned up in the end, and shouldn't have written this thread but whatever. Story isn't fishy, I left Miami to play baseball here. And yeah, Collins, welcome back, and I am a small baseball player. Website lists 5'4, I'm more of a 5'5 and a half. But anyways, thanks for the input, jokes and slashes at me (jokingly). It's all in good fun
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Well I hope you guys are better people than what your really acting like with me. Yup, I'm Kyle Prats. You found my Facebook, you found me on the athletic website, awesome I haven't done anything wrong and I know you guys are prob messing with me. Yeah I maned up in the end, and shouldn't have written this thread but whatever. Story isn't fishy, I left Miami to play baseball here. And yeah, Collins, welcome back, and I am a small baseball player. Website lists 5'4, I'm more of a 5'5 and a half. But anyways, thanks for the input, jokes and slashes at me (jokingly). It's all in good fun
You're going to need that attitude to make it through college, because baseball players are the cruelest athletes alive. You would of hated me on your team, because I'm over a foot taller than you. But I checked your credentials and it's no BS.

Just watch what you post online, it could get you into trouble with school and the coaches, you have a reputation to uphold.
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Aww he's a good kid though.. got a picture with his pops on FB. I can respect that. How was the cruise Kyle?
Cruise was great man!! Lol I'm usually not shy to be honest, just different surroundings up here for me. Alot different from Miami. I was and kinda still am in a little culture shock at how different it is here. Like on the cruise I got with girls older than this one, and It was smoother. I'm just a college kid now that just made the jump from HS to college, and from a city to a college town. Awkward jump so I was a little stunned at first. Hope you guys can't blame me for that.
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Well I hope you guys are better people than what your really acting like with me. Yup, I'm Kyle Prats. You found my Facebook, you found me on the athletic website, awesome I haven't done anything wrong and I know you guys are prob messing with me. Yeah I maned up in the end, and shouldn't have written this thread but whatever. Story isn't fishy, I left Miami to play baseball here. And yeah, Collins, welcome back, and I am a small baseball player. Website lists 5'4, I'm more of a 5'5 and a half. But anyways, thanks for the input, jokes and slashes at me (jokingly). It's all in good fun
You're going to need that attitude to make it through college, because baseball players are the cruelest athletes alive. You would of hated me on your team, because I'm over a foot taller than you. But I checked your credentials and it's no BS.

Just watch what you post online, it could get you into trouble with school and the coaches, you have a reputation to uphold.
I appreciate that collin. Yeah it was just one of those moments last night for me. Thanks for looking out. And glad you looked me up. Most people write me off bc I'm smaller than most if not all baseball players. But height doesn't matter. I play my ass off with heart and I work at it. That's the only way I can show I'm better than the "cookie cutter" ball player. Out of curiosity, where'd you play?
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We are just messing with ya...

Guys, we might be talking to the next Eckstein... Good luck dude..
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I appreciate that collin. Yeah it was just one of those moments last night for me. Thanks for looking out. And glad you looked me up. Most people write me off bc I'm smaller than most if not all baseball players. But height doesn't matter. I play my ass off with heart and I work at it. That's the only way I can show I'm better than the "cookie cutter" ball player. Out of curiosity, where'd you play?
I went to a half dozen tournaments from the same service you did, including Jupiter. A pro team wanted me but wanted to get me a year of baseball at a JUCO to beef me up, went to Alabama Southern who at the time was the best JUCO in the state. Gave it up a year later, that story is irrelevant and very long.

We might have a future Eckstein, good luck man. Best advice I can give you is let any harsh words from players and coaches roll off of your back, and play hard. It will get easier after your first year. Then ladies will be flocking to your room for 3 years butt naked.
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I appreciate it everyone. I'm just trying to work my ass off and make my dream of playing Pro Ball a reality. I'm guessing your talking about Perfect Game, good service. I went to a bunch in Jupiter as it wasn't far from me. Got my scholarship on a diff recruiting trip the summer going into junior year, so I committed early. I almost went JuCo to Miami Dade as I know the coach and a few teams were interested in following me bc of my speed, but a 4 year school was the best option to sharpen my skills and get much better. Plus you can't beat the ACC as a conference, same as the SEC. Hopefully I'll get some playing time this year and maybe one day you'll spot a game of ours on tv and see what I got. Lol
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