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      11-07-2011, 12:12 PM   #1
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Xmas gifts for our women. (human ones, not the car)

Well, its that time of the year again. XMAS, time to spend on the ladies. What are you getting yours?
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      11-07-2011, 12:14 PM   #2
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The same thing I gave her this morning before I crawled out bed,
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      11-07-2011, 12:15 PM   #3
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The same thing I gave her this morning before I crawled out bed,
herpes? can you give it more than once.
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The same thing I gave her this morning before I crawled out bed,
He's talking about something she might actually enjoy...
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Not a DAMN thing...

Cost: $0.00

Win: Pricele$$....
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He's talking about something she might actually enjoy...
Oh, she enjoyed it alright, Merry Xmas
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Sooooooooooo what did u get her?
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I'm giving her the gift that keeps on giving.
A year long membership to the jelly of the month club?
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i hate shopping for my girl she doesn't like jewelry....and im not getting her clothes so i usually keep it safe and get her some asian crap i know she'll like
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i hate shopping for my girl she doesn't like jewelry....and im not getting her clothes so i usually keep it safe and get her some asian crap i know she'll like

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hahaha that made me lol at work.....
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i hate shopping for my girl she doesn't like jewelry....and im not getting her clothes so i usually keep it safe and get her some asian crap i know she'll like
I hear asian girls like LV
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I hear asian girls like LV
Was that why you were at LV last night Wil?
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I hear asian girls like LV
my asian likes burberry, thinking of getting her a purse to match her burberry boots i got her.....damn i just came to the realization asian girls are expensive lol
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my asian likes burberry, thinking of getting her a purse to match her burberry boots i got her.....damn i just came to the realization asian girls are expensive lol
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i know you wanted to go to the Exotica porn convention so i know what you do in your free time....so no lol unless you want pictures of her boots haha
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i know you wanted to go to the Exotica porn convention so i know what you do in your free time....so no lol unless you want pictures of her boots haha
Damn. Caught me red handed. But I'm ambidextrous because of it!

Fuck girls. Only girlfriend I need is school. She makes me smart, and she never leaves me not coming back for more. So much work! Plus, there's no discrimination with my height disadvantage...


Justin if you're reading this...

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Damn. Caught me red handed. But I'm ambidextrous because of it!

Fuck girls. Only girlfriend I need is school. She makes me smart, and she never leaves me not coming back for more. So much work! Plus, there's no discrimination with my height disadvantage...


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haha fuck bitches get money ........damn only if i listened to myself
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haha fuck bitches get money ........damn only if i listened to myself
Not even about the money. It's about the achievement at the end!

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Not even about the money. It's about the achievement at the end!

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oh wow good luck man!
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