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      02-27-2012, 12:48 PM   #1
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Crazy Plan.

I've been tossing this plan around for a while i think it would be hilarious. I've been thinking about Installing a Small Paintball Gun Behind the kidney grills and having a button inside the cabin to pull the trigger and add a front camera to the top of the kidney grill so i can see what the nozzle is looking at Very 007ish lol My Question to You's is how would u make it work?
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      02-27-2012, 01:14 PM   #2
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Good luck fitting it in there and stopping the paintballs from melting enough that they misfire.
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      02-27-2012, 01:28 PM   #3
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why don't you use a real gun? much more effective.
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      02-27-2012, 02:45 PM   #4
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Put a small Tazer in there...jaywalkers beware
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      02-27-2012, 02:54 PM   #5
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      02-27-2012, 03:36 PM   #6
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Dude, put the crazy weed down and move slowly away from the computer.
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      02-27-2012, 03:39 PM   #7
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Is this what we have come to? Even the Honda folks don't scoop this low.
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This is a dumb idea.

But to answer your question, my paintball gun uses a microswitch to trigger the gun. Assuming you are going to use an electric gun, program a microprocessor to send a 5v or 3.3v signal to the pin the microswitch is attached to. (You will need to measure the voltage with a multimeter) You can have a button wired in your cabin. You can have an IR sensor detect range and have the gun fire if a value is reached. Possibilities are endless.

Search arduino. It's an open source microprocessor and the code is very easy to learn.
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hilarious until:

1. you get caught and arrested
2. you accidentally hit the wrong person and get shot back by a real gun.
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      02-27-2012, 04:04 PM   #10
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why don't you use a real gun? much more effective.
+1. Then he should be the test dummy.
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      02-27-2012, 04:42 PM   #11
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lol i think "crazy" should be replaced by stupid.
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      02-27-2012, 05:05 PM   #12
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Congratulations you're an idiot. Some ideas are better left as an idea, this would be one of those.
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      02-27-2012, 06:01 PM   #14
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Sounds like a great way to go to jail....

Why not install a grenade launcher in your trunk while your at it?
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Dude, put the crazy weed down and move slowly away from the computer.
Only the herbal influence can make someone think of this idea as a possibility.
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If you're gonna get a remote mounted gun in your BMW...let's go big here

iDrive based control through the sunroof? I think so.
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      02-28-2012, 07:12 AM   #17
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Haha do it I wanna see how it comes out and post some funny videos...have somebody check out your new matte kidney grills, preferrably your mother...and when they bend down pop em in the face...wouldnt even see it coming
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Or you can even do that to your sales associate...man that would be epic
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