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      02-27-2012, 01:29 PM   #23
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Dude, I drive a GTI right now for few days and it's a fun ass car! DCT and everything. Quick too.
And GTi has a lot of problems with Civics.

If you want G37's come to Brooklyn, it seems like everyone and their mom has one.
That explains it. I go to Brooklyn once every two years or so.
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      02-27-2012, 01:29 PM   #24
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LOL!!!

had an instance with my daily civic...a G37 driver was staring at me and revving up, then took off squealing tires...

i would have more respect for my car then race everything with wheels
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these damn g37 drivers!! always tryn to race
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      02-27-2012, 02:04 PM   #26
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Dear 1987 ford pickup truck, please tune up your car. The black soot that flies out of your exhaust pipe clogs the air i breathe and takes 2 days to get the smell out.


Dear %99 of highway drivers. Stop pacing each other. When the sun suddenly stops coming through both of your side windows...Your most likely pacing someone @ 45 mph.


Dear civic owners, sell your car and buy a G37...I might care a little less that you want to race


Dear camaro/mustang owners. Some of you guys are cool but most of you guys try to compare your car to mine all the time, stop that please as your plastic refrigerator does not compare in any way.


Dear STI / EVO owners, i will not play cat and mouse in the middle of traffic hour @ 165 miles per hour so stop trying.


Dear NJ guidos with white aviators and spiked up hair that pokes out of you maxima's sunroof. giving me a stare down at a red light in front of your girl is not smart, especially when you lose and your girl asks why. then you make sure not to line up again.......Well youll learn sooner or later.
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I had my rims bent in first 3 months of buying the car!!


NJ is no ride in the park too, Rt 1&9 from Lincoln to Newark is like driving on a pile of rocks!!

Heavy sigh!!
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      02-27-2012, 04:52 PM   #29
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Awesome thread. I can probably shut down the Bimmerpost servers with Yellow Taxicab stories. Road roaches.
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I'm with onebadmofo. i'll leave a long ass space in front of me so i don't have to constantly brake. Besides my license plate is my disclaimer.


Dear left lane slow moving asswipes... either speed up quickly and change lanes or don't drive in the mofriggin left lane at 60mph and pace the middle lane.
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Here's some of my annoyances, some may apply to NYC.

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Attn: those merging in the left turning lane:

Put your turn signal on before you get in the lane, get in the lane, and then and ONLY then put your fucking brakes on. Don't slow me down to 15 MPH while merging. That lane exists so you don't disturb those who aren't turning.

Sincerely, my 2nd gear.

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Dear douchebag contractor pickup truck driver,

Get off the road. The vehicle too big and shouldn't be allowed on the road anyway. Going up to my rear bumper at a million miles an hour isn't going to make me speed up.

Sincerely, those of us choking on disgusting diesel fumes.

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Retard with a rice burner in the ghetto,

Cutting your already-abused stock springs is not a proper way to lower your car. A fat chick would do a better job.

Best,
Me listening to your blown shocks hammering the bumpstops

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Dear people that put the stupid stick-figure mom/dad/kid/cat/dog stickers on the back:

You think because you have an entire family in your car that you deserve special treatment and more importantly, that I'm going to treat you any differently? Ha.
You have no more right to the road than the rest of us.
WHAT A JOKE.

Best,
Nobody gives a shit about your family

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I'm sure I will think of more later.
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Here's some of my annoyances, some may apply to NYC.

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Attn: those merging in the left turning lane:

Put your turn signal on before you get in the lane, get in the lane, and then and ONLY then put your fucking brakes on. Don't slow me down to 15 MPH while merging. That lane exists so you don't disturb those who aren't turning.

Sincerely, my 2nd gear.

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Dear douchebag contractor pickup truck driver,

Get off the road. The vehicle too big and shouldn't be allowed on the road anyway. Going up to my rear bumper at a million miles an hour isn't going to make me speed up.

Sincerely, those of us choking on disgusting diesel fumes.

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Retard with a rice burner in the ghetto,

Cutting your already-abused stock springs is not a proper way to lower your car. A fat chick would do a better job.

Best,
Me listening to your blown shocks hammering the bumpstops

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Dear people that put the stupid stick-figure mom/dad/kid/cat/dog stickers on the back:

You think because you have an entire family in your car that you deserve special treatment and more importantly, that I'm going to treat you any differently? Ha.
You have no more right to the road than the rest of us.
WHAT A JOKE.

Best,
Nobody gives a shit about your family


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I'm sure I will think of more later.



LMAO, i always think to myself when i see cars with these " man if i was a serial killer i know how many people you live with and if you have animals LMAO "
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Dear NJ guidos with white aviators and spiked up hair that pokes out of you maxima's sunroof. giving me a stare down at a red light in front of your girl is not smart, especially when you lose and your girl asks why. then you make sure not to line up again.......Well youll learn sooner or later.
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Dear Females,

Please stop changing into my lane when I'm doing 70 and your doing 40 and there is no one in front of you for miles ahead...

Sincerely,
My brake pads

Dear Old People,

Please get a driver, not your spouse...

Sincerely,

My heart thats in my throat


Dear Ricers,

Seriously!!!!! Aren't you tired of losing, give up....

Sincerely

My Patience

Dear Whoever owns gas,

LOWER THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

My Wallet
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LMAO, i always think to myself when i see cars with these " man if i was a serial killer i know how many people you live with and if you have animals LMAO "
I know right!!!
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Dear left lane slow moving asswipes... either speed up quickly and change lanes or don't drive in the mofriggin left lane at 60mph and pace the middle lane.
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      02-27-2012, 05:28 PM   #38
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Oooh, I remember one!

If you don't use a blinker and try to merge in my lane I will make sure not to let you in.
Turn your fucking blinker on, I might let you in.

My friend keeps a dozen or so of golf balls in his car. Every time somebody cuts him off he throws the ball in the offending car. trying to hit rear quarter panel. I'm thinking of doing the same thing,
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This thread is great.


Dear everyone who slows down to 10mph to look at the accident on the opposite side of the divider,

you make me want to punt a baby.

Sincerely, baby punter
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Oooh, I remember one!

If you don't use a blinker and try to merge in my lane I will make sure not to let you in.
Turn your fucking blinker on, I might let you in.

My friend keeps a dozen or so of golf balls in his car. Every time somebody cuts him off he throws the ball in the offending car. trying to hit rear quarter panel. I'm thinking of doing the same thing,
Might almost be worth stealing a bucket of golf balls from the driving range for this.
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Actually I do the same thing in traffic. If you want to cut me off then please, go ahead , I'll create another gap between you and me. Why? Because while you accelerate and brake like an idiot keep a distance of 18 inches between yourself and the car in front of you, I can roll slowly and steadily behind you in the same gear without jerking the clutch up and down.
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STOP PULLING ME OVER!
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ZOMG! this thread is hilarious. The gas owner comment cracked me up....





Dear f150 drivers, stop thinking your the biggest truck on the road and that you own it . Dont cut off my 335.
Sincerely 2012 F350 king ranch owner. My 800 lb-ft of tq will eat you.


Dear, deers. Watch out you ganna get an N54 all up in ya!
sincerely my entire front end.


Dear reflections in the road at night, stop being so shiny.
sincerely my shit filled pants.
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