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      02-28-2012, 09:49 AM   #67
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I actually purposely start rolling veeeery slow if there's a car behind me honking 0.0001 seconds after the light turns green. Usually they abruptly switch lanes, and blow by me only to get stuck at the next light again
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Dear Idiots who leave their bumper badgers on while they drive on the highway,
Your new car looks like a flatulent grandmother slowly flapping her dress at speed. No one will bump/scratch your bumper WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING 60MPH. This just causes annoyance to everyone else hoping to god that shit doesnt break off and cause a 10 car pile-up.

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You could not possibly be doing anything else to help Darwin's theory become a fact. For this I thank you.

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You constantly cut me off only to be reminded that you drive a mother fucking moped. Please stop white lining at every opportunity because eventually you will get hurt, and someone's insurance will go up.

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hahah, hate seeing those bumper bully/defenders/badgers on the car flapping away
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Dear Long Island drivers who come to a full stop on a red light. If your intention is to go straight, please STOP BLOCKING/PREVENTING EVERYONE FROM MAKING A DAMN RIGHT TURN AND STICK TO THE LEFT LANE!!! Atleast stop looking dumb and have some courtesy to move up when somebody honks
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Residents of Staten island,

you never cease to amaze me.

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Residents of Staten island,

you never cease to amaze me.

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u mean write not right
its been covered yes.

did u feel superior thinking youd be the first to catch it?
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If We're really doing this


Dear Women Drivers

GTFO of the left lane and

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its been covered yes.

did u feel superior thinking youd be the first to catch it?


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(Especially corona) All you people who drive mini vans with chrome rims and losers who buy v6 chargers or camaros GTFO!
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(Especially corona) All you people who drive mini vans with chrome rims and losers who buy v6 chargers or camaros GTFO!
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