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      03-19-2012, 05:42 PM   #23
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LOL looking forward for your after screw up thread
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      03-19-2012, 05:55 PM   #24
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why would you do that to your girl of 6 years? :S
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      03-19-2012, 06:19 PM   #25
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If this is even a serious question, just dump your girlfriend then. Obviously getting action with a girl who's a bitch to you is prioritized before a 6 year relationship.

If you ever married your current girlfriend, you'd make a horrible husband and father. That is, if this is actually a serious question and you're actually weighing the pros and cons of doing this, or how to do this.
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      03-19-2012, 07:03 PM   #26
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      03-19-2012, 07:22 PM   #27
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Let me give you a piece of phenomenal advice---Slam guts now. Worry later.
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      03-19-2012, 07:30 PM   #28
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OP, i look forward to watching you on Jerry Springer some day.
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      03-19-2012, 07:35 PM   #29
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      03-19-2012, 07:52 PM   #30
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I did this in college. I dated the same girl for almost 4 years, from freshman to senior. She had this friend, who she had known since junior high school who was always a bitch to me. I hated her guts, and hated my gf hanging out with her. Well one night at a club, I ran into this friend. I was wasted, and she was beyond wasted. Bottom line, I took her home and boned. She spilled the guts that she was a bitch to me because she was attracted to me, and wanted me to dump her friend (my gf). Next day was awkward, and she left pretty quickly. Nothing happened for awhile, but about 4 months later my gf was out with said friend, and said friend got drunk again and spilled the beans. Relationship over... lol
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      03-19-2012, 07:57 PM   #31
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2 pages no pics...no go.
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      03-19-2012, 08:03 PM   #32
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This is like watching a speeding train about to hit a stalled car. You know it is not going to end well, but you just can't help but watch. My morbid curiosity is looking forward to the OP's update.
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      03-19-2012, 09:04 PM   #33
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Actually, I had a situation much different just after college, and it ended a friendship.....I had a roommate who was a very close friend. A gorgeous, gorgeous, hottie moved in upstairs. My friend worked nights. So on his days off, we would hang like brothers. But I was like wtf, where is he? then he'd come down the stairs, said he's watching movies with the new girls upstairs. Eventually I joined, and I couldn't get over how hot the one girl was. One day she offers to give me a massage, and I'm like ok. she claims she does it for all her friends, but that doesn't sound right, I knew something was up. I was like d*** this is not bad at all....
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      03-19-2012, 09:21 PM   #34
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      03-19-2012, 09:23 PM   #35
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It's only March and I think this might be the post of the year! Seriously, if you have real feelings toward your 6 year relationship don't do it. Yes it's your prime to chase tail but not this one. If you feel you're not ready for commitment end your relationship first. Let her go to find her match then you can pursue the 3.5 billion ladies. At least you might have a chance of coming back to her.
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      03-19-2012, 09:40 PM   #36
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This can go a few ways.

1. You don't nail her, and you keep said gf.

2. You nail best friend, and hopefully things are kept hush between the both of you and maybe more fucks.

3. One of you rats and you both lose here.

4. You rat first and maybe fix things, but the best friend is gone.

5. The best friend rats and maybe they fix things, but your gone.

6. One of you tells someone and the gf finds out and your both fucked.

7. If some of the above options occur, there may be a chance to have a new gf if wanted.
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      03-19-2012, 09:46 PM   #37
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Since your relationship is going to fail anyways, you might as well go out with a bang. Pun intended.
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      03-19-2012, 09:51 PM   #38
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      03-19-2012, 09:52 PM   #39
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      03-19-2012, 10:13 PM   #40
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If your GF finds out, she could easily get with one of your friends if she wanted. Just saying.
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      03-19-2012, 10:31 PM   #41
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      03-19-2012, 10:38 PM   #42
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If your GF finds out, she could easily get with one of your friends if she wanted. Just saying.
Yeah imagine she fucks your best friend...
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      03-19-2012, 10:39 PM   #43
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... 6 years is a long time to waste over a one lay. On the other hand, it's pretty funny.
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      03-19-2012, 10:56 PM   #44
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Fight with your girl on purpose, break up, nail her friend, get back together.

Scenario:

Your GF: "OH EM GEEPERZ! I SO TOTALLY FOUND OUT YOU SCREWED BECKY!"

You: "we were broken up, I was emotional"

Your GF: "oh Howard, your so special to me. Come, let me give you a blowjob..."


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