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      05-01-2012, 02:39 AM   #1
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You know your cars too low when ...

Just wanna hear some funny stories you guys have had. Ive started to notice at railroad crossings i really piss drivers off coming to a complete stop but then they'll try and pass me after and ill piss them off again because as soon as I'm over i put my foot down and I'm gone
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... when your front lip scrapes on the freeway on dips.
... when you cant put more than half your foot under the front lip.
... when you look to your left and all you see is a "regular" car's door. (lol not in my e92, but it was like that with my s2k)
... when your traction control goes off all the time on driveways because you have to enter at an angle and one rear tire lifts off the ground.

... and i COMPLETELY agree about the railroad track scenario hahahah
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... when your front lip scrapes on the freeway on dips.
... when you cant put more than half your foot under the front lip.
... when you look to your left and all you see is a "regular" car's door. (lol not in my e92, but it was like that with my s2k)
... when your traction control goes off all the time on driveways because you have to enter at an angle and one rear tire lifts off the ground.

... and i COMPLETELY agree about the railroad track scenario hahahah
that last one
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When you come out of parking lot and its steep angle and even with just sport package you scrape slightly...sigh.
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LMAO I was there for that... Damn, I didn't even know what to say after hearing scrapes every time he moved the car.
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I can't get a low profile jack under my car to change my wheels......
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... when your front lip scrapes on the freeway on dips.
... when you cant put more than half your foot under the front lip.
... when you look to your left and all you see is a "regular" car's door. (lol not in my e92, but it was like that with my s2k)
... when your traction control goes off all the time on driveways because you have to enter at an angle and one rear tire lifts off the ground.

and i ... COMPLETELY agree about the railroad track scenario hahahah
I third this... My aunt almost hit me in her SUV because I came to stop and went over it at an angle and she wasnt prepared for me to stop lol.
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I third this... My aunt almost hit me in her SUV because I came to stop and went over it at an angle and she wasnt prepared for me to stop lol.
Whenever doing this, from past experiences, put on your hazards so the person behind you sees this and will automatically slow down.

Going over speedbumps in a lowered car was a PITMFA.
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Whenever doing this, from past experiences, put on your hazards so the person behind you sees this and will automatically slow down.

Going over speedbumps in a lowered car was a PITMFA.
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I don't want anyone rear-ending your gorg car!!
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when you know where all the road imperfection, bumps, and dips are in your city.
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I can't get a low profile jack under my car to change my wheels......
FML
+1 lol I have to use a scissors jack just to make room for the low profile jack.
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You can't even clear your side skirts on a bump.
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Not my car... but I saw this on Wilshire Blvd (Los Angeles) about a year ago

I think it's an S430 or something


But yah, with the run flat tires, my 335is STOCK is bumpy on the roads... and it barely makes it up my driveway without scraping. Really need to go up perfectly. I probably would not be able to get up my driveway if I lower my car...
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when people ask if your car is bagged...

or when your wheels are too far into the fenders where you cant go anywhere near full lock..
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This wasn't on my E93 (I'm only using Eibachs) but happened in my BB6 Honda (with Tein SS coils)

When you tell a chick you can't drive one of her gfs cuz she's too fat and will cause my car to scrape
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... when your traction control goes off all the time on driveways because you have to enter at an angle and one rear tire lifts off the ground.
this has happened to me twice haha i was like wtf!
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haha...is your airmatic broken?

[quote=SaMaster14;11872054]Not my car... but I saw this on Wilshire Blvd (Los Angeles) about a year ago

I think it's an S430 or something


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