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      07-24-2012, 01:57 PM   #23
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If so, I'm in the wrong line of work - OP drives an '11 X5M.
probably fucked that up too.

he really meant to type 11' MX5.
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      07-24-2012, 02:13 PM   #24
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If so, I'm in the wrong line of work - OP drives an '11 X5M.
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probably fucked that up too.

he really meant to type 11' MX5.
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Anyone know what to pay a house servant?

I need someone who will sit on my toilette for 5-10 minutes before I take a dump, in order to preheat it. Whats the going rate for that?
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      07-25-2012, 12:03 PM   #28
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Anyone know what to pay a house servant?

I need someone who will sit on my toilette for 5-10 minutes before I take a dump, in order to preheat it. Whats the going rate for that?
that's what poor people do.

i pay a guy to reach into me and pull out my shit - like a boss.......
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Im not made of money here mang. Obviously that would be my first choice....
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Anyone know what to pay a house servant?

I need someone who will sit on my toilette for 5-10 minutes before I take a dump, in order to preheat it. Whats the going rate for that?
I just put toilet paper down on the toilet before sitting on it, so I don't have to sit on a cold seat. I use a lot of toilet paper also, trying to use up all the toilet paper in the world so I am the only one with it left
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Anyone know what to pay a house servant?

I need someone who will sit on my toilette for 5-10 minutes before I take a dump, in order to preheat it. Whats the going rate for that?
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that's what poor people do.

i pay a guy to reach into me and pull out my shit - like a boss.......
Why a guy?
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i pay a guy to reach into me and pull out my shit - like a boss.......
You have some dude stick his arm up your ass?
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Why a guy?
because women can't handle the truth !!!!!
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Why a guy?
because women can't handle the truth !!!!!
what exactly he's gonna be pulling out?
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Why a guy?
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