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      11-01-2012, 02:20 PM   #2597
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My head hurts....

Out of the blue a guy i met in Beijing that owned a russian bar/club with gogo dancers that I stumbled upon with my wife, as were hungry and then menu looked great on a cold friday afternoon, we found at 6pm the action starts, this cat spoke mandarin and was from the same city in China as my wife, Harbin near the russian border, anyway my wife had a big meeting and opted out but she thought the guy was mob/cia and we always joked about we will see him in a bond movie, I go out with him and he is with a gaggle of ukraine sluts and we go to some underground club/bar that is russian up it like Broadway and Montrose area...Posrches. Bentleys, Benz's and BMW's were everywhere, I go in and every table is a couple bottles of Vodka or Chivas and place is rockin at 9pm...the night was a blur, some chick and her friend gave me lift in a Ranger Rover and we got pulled over but she flirted her way out of it, then we some food at the Bar at Lux and they wanted run like the wind, but I pulled my ass out of there...

I just woke up, my wife said it 3AM when I got home...have no clue, but I have the chics sunglasses in my coat...whtf?
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Out of the blue a guy i met in Beijing that owned a russian bar/club with gogo dancers that I stumbled upon with my wife, as were hungry and then menu looked great on a cold friday afternoon, we found at 6pm the action starts, this cat spoke mandarin and was from the same city in China as my wife, Harbin near the russian border, anyway my wife had a big meeting and opted out but she thought the guy was mob/cia and we always joked about we will see him in a bond movie, I go out with him and he is with a gaggle of ukraine sluts and we go to some underground club/bar that is russian up it like Broadway and Montrose area...Posrches. Bentleys, Benz's and BMW's were everywhere, I go in and every table is a couple bottles of Vodka or Chivas and place is rockin at 9pm...the night was a blur, some chick and her friend gave me lift in a Ranger Rover and we got pulled over but she flirted her way out of it, then we some food at the Bar at Lux and they wanted run like the wind, but I pulled my ass out of there...

I just woke up, my wife said it 3AM when I got home...have no clue, but I have the chics sunglasses in my coat...whtf?
I'm lost.

So you are just waking up after 6 days?
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      11-01-2012, 02:33 PM   #2599
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He got raped by some dude in a ranger that's all I got out of it, an something about sunglasses...
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      11-01-2012, 02:36 PM   #2600
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He got raped by some dude in a ranger that's all I got out of it, an something about sunglasses...
no, no, no...i raped you in a range rover and wore sunglasses, your stories are confused.
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damn. thought that was a dream...
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      11-01-2012, 02:54 PM   #2604
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Zach, how is you like the spartan?
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      11-01-2012, 02:55 PM   #2605
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Rb, stop doing drugs.
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      11-01-2012, 03:05 PM   #2606
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Couldn't go I was at a wedding, buddy married an Indian girl, interesting ceremony to say the least
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      11-01-2012, 03:16 PM   #2607
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      11-01-2012, 03:40 PM   #2609
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      11-01-2012, 03:41 PM   #2610
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So $1k for a pair of those half shafts ?
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1K to upgrade your current half shafts that are on you're car
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      11-01-2012, 03:53 PM   #2613
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You don't race you're car so why do you want them?
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      11-01-2012, 04:04 PM   #2614
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Really only going to break them at the strip, you don't experience much wheel hop on the street. Plus you have upgraded your subframe bushings an put on a new suspension so you should be good.
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He's an idiot and thinks he's Juan Pablo Montoya... let him piss his monies away. Better than him buying full shaft dildos.
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put that money towards an lsd you cholo
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this or start a fund to upgrade turbos
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