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      07-26-2016, 02:56 PM   #1
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In your current state, I believe that is a chocolate creampie.
Can you just post your avatar pic for me?

Thanks...
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In your current state, I believe that is a chocolate creampie.
Aaaand I feel nauseous
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In your current state, I believe that is a chocolate creampie.
Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
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Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
Depends... Where is it from? Because I recently had someone take me to what was allegedly the best eclairs on the planet...

Was slightly disappointed...
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Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
I can make some fresh chocolate Éclairs for you if you'd like...
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