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      06-22-2015, 09:55 AM   #1
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Joke of the year competition.

Gives it your best shot.
Doesn't matter where it came from or who said it first.
Joke with the most appreciates wins.
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      06-22-2015, 10:02 AM   #2
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They planet.



That's all I got, I'm more of an in the moment comedian.
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      06-22-2015, 10:11 AM   #3
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      06-22-2015, 10:11 AM   #4
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      06-22-2015, 10:14 AM   #5
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What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Maintaining balance
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      06-22-2015, 10:20 AM   #6
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What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
i've heard this joke before and i know the answer but i could never get it..
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      06-22-2015, 10:53 AM   #7
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i've heard this joke before and i know the answer but i could never get it..
The part about explaining it to your parents? What don't you get? Haha...
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      06-22-2015, 10:58 AM   #8
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A young couple waited until marriage to be intimate...Finally, the night of the honeymoon arrives.

As the man starts to remove his shirt - the new bride gasps...what is wrong with your back?

As a child I had the "Bumps" he explains - similar to the "Mumps" but different, it left me with all these bumps on my back.

As he then starts to remove his pants - again the new wife gasps. What is wrong your legs??

As a child I had the "Kneeseales" - similar to the 'Measles" but different. It left me with all the knots and scars on my legs.

Lastly - he removes the underwear and the new wife starts to laugh hysterically!

I GET IT- as a child you had "Smallcocks"
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      06-22-2015, 10:59 AM   #9
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Hello, Is it brie you're looking for?
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?













Dam.
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What's blue and smells like red paint?







Blue paint.
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      06-22-2015, 11:04 AM   #12
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What's brown and sticky?











A stick.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!
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whats Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaaaaaa
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There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Haha, sucks to be those three!
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An Arab, a black man and a latino in a car. Who's driving ?




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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.
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entertainment to eliminate fatigue, i like it
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M4...just saying
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