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      08-06-2012, 01:36 PM   #1
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Unhappy Crushed bollock syndrome

I am in a little bit of pain. My lab just jumped on me on the sofa for a cuddle and trod on my sack-maaajiiiccc!!

OUCH severe case or crushed bollock syndrome


Anyone else suffered it? Will it affect my ability to have kids?
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      08-06-2012, 01:40 PM   #2
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hav a wank...c if theres a bit of blood in the cum......

i met this girl once....she though that rubbing and grabbing my balls was a turn on....it was hurting like hell!!!...fcukin b1tch had no skills and wasn't gentle1... :-(
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Yer goosed mate. A sex change is your only option.

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      08-06-2012, 02:07 PM   #4
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Seriously DO NOT POST pics at all. cheers.
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I have no time for wanking now. Can I check tomorrow Kev?
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Go down A&E straight away. Needs checking by a nurse now
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Just got the miswah to check them and I ended up poking her in the head!!
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Just got the miswah to check them and I ended up poking her in the head!!
Did it slip up her nostril by accident?
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Just an update. Pearl necklace on the miswah looked fine and normal with no sign of claret,
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The only way to tell if you can still have children is to taste some, if it tastes salty you're ok.
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Whats going on here? I read pearl necklace on miswah lol hahaha
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Yeah mate! Love it
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I hope you kicked the dog in the fanny as revenge.
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The only way to tell if you can still have children is to taste some, if it tastes salty you're ok.
Do you work at the fertility clinic testing it?
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