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      08-13-2012, 02:44 PM   #1
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Say your kid brings up a "handsome" woman

I'm not a father THANK GOD! So I have never had a problem with this. But as a kid growing up mom had 3 rules for her three sons.

1) No single moms!
2) No fat chicks!
3) No slobs!

These rules were enforced with an iron spoon! If any one of us even contemplated or contemplated contemplating it we got a rather large spoon to the back of the head! She just use to slap us, and she has rings on all fingers, until she said our heads got too hard and it hurt her hand.

This "rigid" reinforcement taught all of us to not date fat sloppy messes. Which for me is ok but apparently it offends some which I don't care too much about.
But the question came up the other day what would I do if my kid...if I were to have one...came home with a sloppy mess...what would I do!?

I gave it lots of thought....I think I would have to have a little talk with the little bastard about what was he thinking when he brought home that fat sloppy mess!

What would you do? In my mind I would much rather have my kid go gay than date a fat sloppy mess!
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So the reason you're not a father is because you're gay?

J/K

I think that fat sloppy chicks have their place in life. They seem to pair up well with fat sloppy guys, so if you're kid is a fat slob then it's ok. But then i suspect that wouldn't be a bid deal because if you have a fat sloppy kid you yourself would probably be a fat slob who knocked up a single fat sloppy chick.


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      08-13-2012, 02:54 PM   #3
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My future kids will not be fat nor sloppy.
I mean come on! Who wants to have fat sloppy kids?
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      08-13-2012, 04:09 PM   #4
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My future kids will not be fat nor sloppy.
I mean come on! Who wants to have fat sloppy kids?
According to Jeremy Clarkson, if you drive a 911 Turbo you will have thin children....because you will have a thin wife.

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Your mom sounds pretty shallow and basically taught her son's the same thing.

I'm not saying i like overweight women, but hey they're human too and they know they're overweight and lazy. They need the motivation to get up and get to the gym.

What if you married a girl who was skinny and beautiful and when she had kids, ended up with a spare tire and tits as paper weights. Or what if she developed thyroid disease? Would you still be with her?
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reminds me of a time m younger bro was talking to this chick on aol. I knew she was fat cause I talked to her before on the aol chat rooms. But he didnt know that because she was emailing him head shots lolz He was only 17 or 18 and I think they were getting deep. well i told him that she was a fat slob and lucky for him she was from another state so it couldn't get any further.
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      08-13-2012, 04:42 PM   #8
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What if you married a girl who was skinny and beautiful and when she had kids, ended up with a spare tire and tits as paper weights. Or what if she developed thyroid disease? Would you still be with her?
Oh you know do the right thing...take her to a doctor or two and then....contimplate my escape plan!

What as your father told you! the same thing i'm going to tell you!
check out her mom before you marry her! She will end up like her mom!
If her mom is a fat mess odds of her being a fat mess are very high!
God do i have to teach you everything!
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i would be more afraid of the sloppy mess that wears a ring on every finger.....

did she have hair on her chest and wear sweat pants all day ??
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You like fat chicks.

Dude, i've read enough of your posts to know either you like fat chicks, or you're damn gay as hell.

Jeez.
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Abused by your mother as a child and reaching out for help? Otherwise do get why this thread was created
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OP's mom is Carl.



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In my mind I would much rather have my kid go gay than date a fat sloppy mess!
So you would rather your son suck penis than get on big chick?
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So the reason you're not a father is because you're gay?

J/K

I think that fat sloppy chicks have their place in life. They seem to pair up well with fat sloppy guys, so if you're kid is a fat slob then it's ok. But then i suspect that wouldn't be a bid deal because if you have a fat sloppy kid you yourself would probably be a fat slob who knocked up a single fat sloppy chick.


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Shank is the gay...So how many times were you bringing home fat chicks? You.said you got the spoon to the head all the time.
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So you would rather your son suck penis than get on big chick?
Well only if his BF was not a fat mess either!
I mean let's be honest!

As for fatties all 3 of us did it once...and all 3 of us took a spoon to the back of the head for being so facking stupid!

Now I'm not saying fat chicks don't need loving but....well I'm sure there are many guys out with out education and a job who need loving too so....its just not going to be me!

A man should never have to explain why
he took a job
he bought a car
he is with a woman


And if you ever use the words "But she is nice" you owe every one in the bar a round!
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You like fat chicks.

Dude, i've read enough of your posts to know either you like fat chicks, or you're damn gay as hell.

Jeez.
A combo of the two, he likes fat dicks in his ass...
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Well only if his BF was not a fat mess either!
I mean let's be honest!

As for fatties all 3 of us did it once...and all 3 of us took a spoon to the back of the head for being so facking stupid!

Now I'm not saying fat chicks don't need loving but....well I'm sure there are many guys out with out education and a job who need loving too so....its just not going to be me!

A man should never have to explain why
he took a job
he bought a car



And if you ever use the words "But she is nice" you owe every one in the bar a round!
Well I don't think we have to worry about you being a father so this won't really be an issue for you.
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OP's mom is Carl.



BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Well I don't think we have to worry about you being a father so this won't really be an issue for you.
hard to be a father when he was born with a vagina....
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Hum....wait...are there some chubby chasers here!
Nothing more fun than being mean to chubby chasers.
It's like drop kicking quadriplegics!

So, now tell me why are you dating a chubby girl?
And don't use the phrase "Because she is nice!"
We all know why she is nice, because she is fatty and fatties have to be nice and give really good BJ's or else well they would be left dating guys who live in double wides with their moms.
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