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      08-14-2012, 09:35 AM   #23
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Hum....wait...are there some chubby chasers here!
Nothing more fun than being mean to chubby chasers.
It's like drop kicking quadriplegics!

So, now tell me why are you dating a chubby girl?
And don't use the phrase "Because she is nice!"
We all know why she is nice, because she is fatty and fatties have to be nice and give really good BJ's or else well they would be left dating guys who live in double wides with their moms.
I like them thick for sure. Big boobs/big arse is where it's at for me. To each his own haha.

I think you like 'em big and thick too. Penises that is. LOL Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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      08-14-2012, 09:38 AM   #24
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I think you like 'em big and thick too. Penises that is. LOL
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      08-14-2012, 09:44 AM   #25
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I like them thick for sure. Big boobs/big arse is where it's at for me. To each his own haha.

I think you like 'em big and thick too. Penises that is. LOL Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Ah man I think I hit a nerve or... going straight for the gay joke? Really? ooooohhh! It's ok I'm sure she is "nice"

But IF i ever have a kid there is no way that boy is coming home with thick and sloppy! Sure he will be pissed off and may threaten to write a book about me. But in the end he will thank me!

Dating chubbies unlike riding mopeds is bad for your health! Those chubbies just want to lay around all day and well we all know what laying around all day leads to! Sloppy chubby sex which will lead to screwing up and having a kid! Which is way worse than AIDS.

At least with AIDS you are dead in a few years! But kids...man those things are around for 22 years! And you have to evict them at gun point!

So don't evict your unwanted bastard child at gun point! Don't date chubby chicks!
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      08-14-2012, 10:05 AM   #27
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Ah man I think I hit a nerve or... going straight for the gay joke? Really? ooooohhh! It's ok I'm sure she is "nice"

But IF i ever have a kid there is no way that boy is coming home with thick and sloppy! Sure he will be pissed off and may threaten to write a book about me. But in the end he will thank me!

Dating chubbies unlike riding mopeds is bad for your health! Those chubbies just want to lay around all day and well we all know what laying around all day leads to! Sloppy chubby sex which will lead to screwing up and having a kid! Which is way worse than AIDS.

At least with AIDS you are dead in a few years! But kids...man those things are around for 22 years! And you have to evict them at gun point!

So don't evict your unwanted bastard child at gun point! Don't date chubby chicks!
LOL no didn't hit a nerve at all. I like what I like and like I said I do like thick women. Thin women are just not my thing. Now I'm not talking about severely obese women, but I do like my women curvy (the kind you would say are fat). So I guess I am a proud chubby chaser haha.

And whatever you like is cool with me. Since you prefer men, be proud of that. This is America, you can like what you want and diversity is what makes this country so great.
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      08-14-2012, 10:19 AM   #28
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So she's "Nice" right!?
I love it when guys lay that line "But she's nice!"

Well hell yeah she has to be nice! I mean look at her! She's not getting very far on her looks! So she sure as shit needs to be nice! But nice never got my dick hard!
Now long leggs, flat bellies, amazing assed perky boobied hotness? Yeah that worked!
Nice.....well omlets are nice.....and I have enver had a hard on over an omlet!

But it's ok, you are not my kid and we will not have this talk.
But if you were, we would have to have a talk .
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Hey you are cool with me. Gay guys are awesome because they leave more thick women for me!!! haha

BTW, you aren't a very good troll.
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Now long leggs, flat bellies, amazing assed
do you remember his name ??
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      08-14-2012, 10:31 AM   #31
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^^ Ha! Litos be killing me.

Man, I love me some thick women. Nothing like a big round fat ass that jiggles.

I'm curious OP, would you say Kim Kardashian is fat?


...wow, my avatar is outdated.
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      08-14-2012, 12:08 PM   #32
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do you remember his name ??

HA! OMG! Ok I have some great gay friends! I love those guys to death!
When things went south and I was very depressed after my divorce it was my gay friends who helped me smile again. So i owe those guys a great debt of gratitude.
I was over visiting my buddies in hell's kitchen in NYC and in walks this OMG hot girl.
I mean OMG hot as in so hot you would close your dick in the car door a dozen times just to get her in bed kind of hot!
Long legs, check!
Amazing ass, check!
Flat belly, oh baby I would lick nutella from that check!
Boobies, I'm sorry the blood has left my brain please come back in 15 min when sufficient blood flow has returned so I can answer this due to this skinny hot Kardashian not that sloppy mess all the brothers are going ape shit for!

Her name was Jennifer Paris.

Google it! Mind you many photos are NSFW but when you found out what I found out...I almost cried and thought...well how bad could it be! I'm sure mom would understand! I mean it's not like I'm ever going to use the line "Because she is nice!"

Then I saw her boyfriend....


OK where were we? Handsome women? Yeah don't date them!
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      08-14-2012, 01:47 PM   #33
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HA! OMG! Ok I have some great gay friends! I love those guys to death!
When things went south and I was very depressed after my divorce it was my gay friends who helped me smile again.
and THIS, my friends, is how you get the AIDS......
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      08-14-2012, 02:33 PM   #34
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Nah man...*** hags! Oh i <3 *** Hags! AKA Fruit Flies!
Hot women who only have gay male friends who are dying to play hide the summer sausage!
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      08-14-2012, 03:45 PM   #35
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Long legs, check!
Amazing ass, check!
Flat belly, oh baby I would lick nutella from that check!
Boobies, I'm sorry the blood has left my brain please come back in 15 min when sufficient blood flow has returned
Because you don't want 'her' to have boobies? because guys don't have boobies?

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Then I saw her boyfriend....
We don't have to guess what crossed your mind then...


Dude, WTF is it with you and 'fat chicks' and the gay guy references?
Just f**ing come out of the closet and save us having to read this crap.
Everytime someone mentions 'you're gay' => immediate hit on the fat chick?
Think you're momma overdid it with the spoon trying to get you off 'fat chicks' she permanently switched your overall orientation switch.

God, damnit.. no more "I'm not gay" and no more hitting on the fat chicks ok?
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      08-14-2012, 03:56 PM   #36
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OK I won't hit on them! But can I keep my gay friends!
They have really hot friends!!

Funny gay guys have fa8hags but lesbians don't have anything....why is that?

And for the record if i have kids same rules will apply
1) No single moms!
2) No fat chicks!
3) No unemployed chicks!
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Ok I have some great gay friends! I love those guys to death! it was my gay friends who helped me smile again. i owe those guys a great debt of gratitude.
Straight guys just don't talk like this or have gay friends.

I like girls...that like girls though.
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Well see I'm 35. When I got divorced I was 32. And well all of my straight friends at that age are either married with kids or married about to have kids or married and doing their best to have kids. So they have no time nor money or desire to go out and hit a club or bar or just get out of the house!
Now my gay friends on the other hand lacking a uturus don't have the biological drive to have children and well they still have the time and money to go out and have fun and have lots and lots and LOTS of single attractive female friends.
So thanks to them dragging me out of my house and out of my depression i was able to recover from what had happened.

As for lesbians, I have a few lesbian friends but like a 5ft tall meat head they are always trying to out butch each other and have zero good looking single female friends. So I don't hang out with them much.
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so, you were pretty much a married gay guy that finally got divorced so that you could hang out with other gays and lesbians !??!

got it.....
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I'm a lesbian in a mans body....will you forgive me!
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I can't believe this thread is happening

As a still-single (not necessary to mention sexual orientation as it just makes everybody suspicious) guy in my 30's I noticed a disturbing trend recently, perhaps I have too much time to pay attention to little things I previously would have never caught.

I was messing around in my car in the parking lot, this 40's guy comes over and asks what I am doing etc. So i talk to him, thinking of this guy is interested in cars (he has several modded cars). I thought nothing of it, then one time I was talking about washing my wheels in the shower
the guy freezes up, like unable to react. Very strange. So I start to think, is it something else? So the next time, I am on guard, he offers to show me his car, I am thinking, Ok, let's put this question to rest. So i sit in the passenger seat and he turns on his sound system. He asks me if I like Lady Gaga (Ok, this occured to me later, very gay) Then he mentions, from out of nowhere, "My wife..." I give him this look.. like incredulous.. hmm very suspicious, why do you bring that up from out of nowhere? He is in denial.
So having got my answer, I get my endangered ass out of their, about 95% sure he is gay.
Then the next time I see him, I am making my way to the elevator, and took off my jacket cuz its hot as hell, he comes out from nowhere, following me the same way, (he seems to gazing pervertedly) . I freak out and say "Er, I left someone in the car.. and bolt"
98% certain
Then one time, this skinny, really feminine guy, in the parking lot, is talking really loud on the phone, says: "X (=the guy's name), why are you being like this.. blah blah" Basically feminine bitching, complainng abou the guy not coming done to meet him or something. Holy crap. Confirmation.

Anyways, thats how I discovered there are gay ppl in the universe. Sorry for the political incorrectness, no offence is intended.
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I take it you googled Jennifer Paris and are now pissed off at the world?

Wait you are from Hog Kong? Wait don't all you asians love lady ga ga? WTF! My asian friend lied to me!
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I take it you googled Jennifer Paris and are now pissed off at the world?

Wait you are from Hog Kong? Wait don't all you asians love lady ga ga? WTF! My asian friend lied to me!
Not ALL ppl who like Lady gaga are gay, but most gay ppl like her? Something about 'poker face' or hiding who you really are
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