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      08-27-2012, 11:49 AM   #1
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Thumbs down **Cat Scratch Fever**

Well, first off I take full responsibility. I guess it’s the nature of an Apartment Complex. I am living with my GF because my work is 5 min. away, which save gas and mileage. But the price to pay is hardly worth it. Think god we are moving back to my house in October, where I have a garage.

Since I started staying at my GF place, my car has gotten the first and second door dings, extremely hard water spots from the sprinklers (I now park in the right locations, but they are not always available), cat piss on my wheels. Yes I have done all mitigation procedures; car cover, adjusted the irrigation sprinklers and parked in good spots. But…

So this morning I get a little surprise…….. Didn’t think my car cover would be a cat scratcher and a place to piss. The car cover can be washed, but the little bastard cut through the car cover and a deep scratch in paint. The little bastard Black Cat even decided to return to the scene of the crime, I about put my foot in its ass, but of course it’s too fast for me. There are two cats with no collars, white and black. I hardly doubt they will be missed.

Here kitty kitty kitty....

Thanks for listening….
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F that. I used to leave my car outside when I was too lazy to park in the garage. Until I noticed paw prints on my car.... Dang cats...
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lol but seriously FUCK pets. My family doesnt have one (thank god) but I remember having to take care of my cousin's 2 dogs last summer. All they do is shit all over the house, piss whenever the fuck they feel like it, and EAT. Honestly I dont see the benefit of pets. They aren't cute, they dont help in any way (unless you are blind), and they are just an inconvenience. If I ever own a pet, I'd become Michael Vick 2.0
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Cat scratch fever is an awful feeling
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Cat scratch fever is an awful feeling
You have had that before? From kittens correct?
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It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain
I've got to ch-ch-change
You know you got it when you're going insane
It makes a grown man cryin' cryin'
Won't you make my bed

I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
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You have had that before? From kittens correct?
Yes and yup. He scratched me several times.

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Ok, so now we kill animals to keep them from scratching a car cover? I thought that's what cover were for...We seriously need to think a little deeper about the real value of material things...
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lmfao..at this post! i left my car at a friends house ONCE & a cat over night scratched up my whole trunk!
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Ok, so now we kill animals to keep them from scratching a car cover? I thought that's what cover were for...We seriously need to think a little deeper about the real value of material things...
Uggghhh...I don't think anyone's really going to kill the cats. Humor impaired?
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Uggghhh...I don't think anyone's really going to kill the cats. Humor impaired?
It's not like we're talking about a 328 here, we're talking about an N54 powered 335.
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cat in the house! cat in the house!

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It's not like we're talking about a 328 here, we're talking about an N54 powered 335.
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http://www.gunpundit.com/wp-content/...A5-in-22LR.jpg

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Be careful..."someone" will think you're serious.
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Careful doing this OP, they may want revenge
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Ok, so now we kill animals to keep them from scratching a car cover? I thought that's what cover were for...We seriously need to think a little deeper about the real value of material things...
Only serious when hunting wabbits..
Besides, I went to the owners car and pissed on their car and scratched their paint. Cat is OK, I compromised.

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lmfao..at this post! i left my car at a friends house ONCE & a cat over night scratched up my whole trunk!
OUCH!

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Uggghhh...I don't think anyone's really going to kill the cats. Humor impaired?


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It's not like we're talking about a 328 here, we're talking about an N54 powered 335.
LOL, 335 FTW

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web blocked, I'll check it out at home.

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Careful doing this OP, they may want revenge
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From the address - HK-MP5-A5-in-22LR
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lol but seriously FUCK pets. My family doesnt have one (thank god) but I remember having to take care of my cousin's 2 dogs last summer. All they do is shit all over the house, piss whenever the fuck they feel like it, and EAT. Honestly I dont see the benefit of pets. They aren't cute, they dont help in any way (unless you are blind), and they are just an inconvenience. If I ever own a pet, I'd become Michael Vick 2.0
I am actually a huge animal lover and own a beautiful Bengal cat. So I could not read your ignorant comment and let it go. You want to promote the wholesale killing of pets? Come by my neighorhood in Brooklyn anytime, we can discuss why you so mad. Easy being a bitch ass out in Jersey.

However, if you were just kidding, then consider myself a victim of a poorly executed joke.
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Well I would hope we are just kidding. I don't think there are any animal killers on here. Haters maybe, but not killers. I am not a animal lover, but would never hurt one. My GF owns a blue deer head rat, I mean chiwawa. So I live with one. But at least's a dog, sort of.
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I am actually a huge animal lover and own a beautiful Bengal cat. So I could not read your ignorant comment and let it go. You want to promote the wholesale killing of pets? Come by my neighorhood in Brooklyn anytime, we can discuss why you so mad. Easy being a bitch ass out in Jersey.

However, if you were just kidding, then consider myself a victim of a poorly executed joke.
lol just a meaningless rant of a past experience. Take it easy, no need to get all pissy. I will never own a pet in my life so your furry little friends will be ok. Not sure what you mean being a "bitch ass out in Jersey" but whatever.
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Well, first off I take full responsibility. I guess it’s the nature of an Apartment Complex. I am living with my GF because my work is 5 min. away, which save gas and mileage. But the price to pay is hardly worth it. Think god we are moving back to my house in October, where I have a garage.

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So this morning I get a little surprise…….. Didn’t think my car cover would be a cat scratcher and a place to piss. The car cover can be washed, but the little bastard cut through the car cover and a deep scratch in paint. The little bastard Black Cat even decided to return to the scene of the crime, I about put my foot in its ass, but of course it’s too fast for me. There are two cats with no collars, white and black. I hardly doubt they will be missed.

Here kitty kitty kitty....

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