horniest thing youve done - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

dxb335d · 07-25-2007, 12:17 PM

well??? i aint done nothing too horny or mental yet

i havent done any 'double teaming' any 'orgies' any 'dogging' altho doubt you guys would believe that

i aint even been to a strip club?!

what you guys done in the past?

Carlos

ChadE · 07-25-2007, 12:18 PM

dxb335d · 07-25-2007, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ChadE

are you looking forward to this one then chap?

purplewidow · 07-25-2007, 12:20 PM

your mom

i mean is this serious maybe you should join some sex forums!!!
hell no back door nothing...man where have you been mars?

this is an extremely strange thread for an auto forum!!!! though sex and cars go together like pb&j!!!!

dxb335d · 07-25-2007, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by purplewidow

your mom

i mean is this serious maybe you should join some sex forums!!!
hell no back door nothing...man where have you been mars?

this is an extremely strange thread for an auto forum!!!! though sex and cars go together like pb&j!!!!

sorry chap its not just a car forum, its the 'UK' forum on e90post

and im tellin ya chap ANYTHING GOES

no holds barred

yeah i have mashed the odd bird up the harris, but it wasnt all that to be honest so forgot all about it

Carlos

peterg1965 · 07-25-2007, 12:27 PM

Carlos, you were making 'progress' with your highly amusing contribution on the Northern Meet thread........... you've just blown your credibility sky high AGAIN

dxb335d · 07-25-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by peterg1965

Carlos im making 'progress' with your highly horny and inflateable some what amusing blow up doll on the Northern 'ive got some Meat thread'........... SHIT ive just blown............

AGAIN

Z4 Beemer · 07-25-2007, 02:18 PM

I think we need a UK moderator for the UK forum.

peterg1965, I would like to nominate you

dxb335d · 07-25-2007, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Z4 Beemer

I think we need a UK moderator for the UK forum.

peterg1965, I would like to nominate you

lost your sex drive bud

dont enjoy a fumble

joke

RockIt · 07-25-2007, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

well??? i aint done nothing too horny or mental yet

i havent done any 'double teaming' any 'orgies' any 'dogging' altho doubt you guys would believe that

i aint even been to a strip club?!

what you guys done in the past?

Carlos

Carl, why do you need us to tell you these things? Is it to feed your wild sexual fantasies? To give you ideas to try out? Do you feel you are missing out on something? Does your right hand get sore regularly? Have you ever taken it up the 'harris' yourself? Would you like to? Do you need to make an appointment with a qualified person to 'talk through your issues'?!

Z4 Beemer · 07-25-2007, 02:33 PM

RockIt, simple answer... ATTENTION SEEKER

Max_! · 07-25-2007, 02:34 PM

The horniest thing ever is watching a porn gif load line by line from a BBS through a 2400baud modem.

RockIt · 07-25-2007, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z4 Beemer

RockIt, simple answer... ATTENTION SEEKER

!Xoible · 07-25-2007, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

well??? i aint done nothing too horny or mental yet

i havent done any 'double teaming' any 'orgies' any 'dogging' altho doubt you guys would believe that

i aint even been to a strip club?!

what you guys done in the past?

Carlos

i thought my car was too sexy so i shoved my hot dog up the exhaust.
it got stuck there for like 6 hours. thanks to olive oil, im out now.

NOT!

ken m sport · 07-25-2007, 02:50 PM

Guys

(mainly) Carl. I joined this forum to talk e92, and so far I have enjoyed it, please dont spoil it with stupid topics like this.

Ken

MIC328i · 07-25-2007, 03:13 PM

lol UK sex forum, we should sticky this .. now we've learned that we shouldn't shove our hot dog into the exhaust and yet even if you did olive oil will do the job !!

Max_! · 07-25-2007, 03:26 PM

> so far I have enjoyed it, please dont spoil it with stupid topics like this.

Sex is never a stupid or inappropriate subject. In the grand scheme of things it comes after food and before cars.

Talking about cars in a sex or food forum would be highly inappropriate though.

Ragman · 07-25-2007, 03:46 PM

Carl

You portray characteristics of a schoolboy, someone who clearly isn't 'getting it'.

Maybe you should try getting out a bit instead of sitting on your computer all the time - then maybe instead of fantasies you might actually get to experience life.

Maybe.

Bimmerista · 07-25-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Max_!

The horniest thing ever is watching a porn gif load line by line from a BBS through a 2400baud modem.

Yes, this IS the funniest answer to this funny thread

Now UK, get over the Victorian era

Dave_3 · 07-25-2007, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmerista

Yes, this IS the funniest answer to this funny thread

Now UK, get over the Victorian era

It appears that you still haven't received the "irony" we exported to you during that period either

Should we send more ?

D.

rjs · 07-25-2007, 04:57 PM

these threads get worse...

!Xoible · 07-25-2007, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rjs

these threads get worse...

coz they're pointless!
but after all you choose to click on the thread you want to view, right?

07-25-2007, 12:17 PM	#1
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist Drives: Shit box + V10 beasty Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' Posts: 26,464 iTrader: (3)	horniest thing youve done well??? i aint done nothing too horny or mental yet i havent done any 'double teaming' any 'orgies' any 'dogging' altho doubt you guys would believe that i aint even been to a strip club?! what you guys done in the past? Carlos __________________
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07-25-2007, 12:18 PM	#2
ChadE Major Drives: 2007 328i / ATR-72 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Atlanta, Charlotte Posts: 1,427 iTrader: (0)	__________________ "When you are passionate, you always have your destination in sight and you are not distracted by obstacles. Because you love what you are pursuing, things like rejection and setbacks will not hinder you in your pursuit. You believe that nothing can stop you!" - Coach K

07-25-2007, 12:27 PM	#6
peterg1965 Brigadier General Drives: Shank's pony Join Date: May 2007 Location: The place of dark satanic mills, UK Posts: 3,523 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2010 Volvo V70 [0.00]	Carlos, you were making 'progress' with your highly amusing contribution on the Northern Meet thread........... you've just blown your credibility sky high AGAIN __________________

07-25-2007, 02:18 PM	#8
Z4 Beemer Colonel Drives: 2009 Z4 sDrive 23i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Glasgow, Scotland, UK Posts: 2,356 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 E92 [0.00] 2004 Z4 2.2i [0.00]	I think we need a UK moderator for the UK forum. peterg1965, I would like to nominate you __________________ E89 Z4 sDrive 23i... for the more discerning driver

07-25-2007, 02:33 PM	#11
Z4 Beemer Colonel Drives: 2009 Z4 sDrive 23i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Glasgow, Scotland, UK Posts: 2,356 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 E92 [0.00] 2004 Z4 2.2i [0.00]	RockIt, simple answer... ATTENTION SEEKER __________________ E89 Z4 sDrive 23i... for the more discerning driver

07-25-2007, 12:20 PM	#4
purplewidow Colonel Drives: e92 335 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,926 iTrader: (2)	your mom i mean is this serious maybe you should join some sex forums!!! hell no back door nothing...man where have you been mars? this is an extremely strange thread for an auto forum!!!! though sex and cars go together like pb&j!!!!

07-25-2007, 02:34 PM	#12
Max_! First Lieutenant Drives: E91 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Europe Posts: 351 iTrader: (0)	The horniest thing ever is watching a porn gif load line by line from a BBS through a 2400baud modem.

07-25-2007, 02:50 PM	#15
ken m sport Private Drives: e92 320 M Sport Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: lancs Posts: 56 iTrader: (0)	Guys (mainly) Carl. I joined this forum to talk e92, and so far I have enjoyed it, please dont spoil it with stupid topics like this. Ken

07-25-2007, 03:13 PM	#16
MIC328i Captain Drives: E92 335i Join Date: May 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 677 iTrader: (14)	lol UK sex forum, we should sticky this .. now we've learned that we shouldn't shove our hot dog into the exhaust and yet even if you did olive oil will do the job !!

07-25-2007, 03:26 PM	#17
Max_! First Lieutenant Drives: E91 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Europe Posts: 351 iTrader: (0)	> so far I have enjoyed it, please dont spoil it with stupid topics like this. Sex is never a stupid or inappropriate subject. In the grand scheme of things it comes after food and before cars. Talking about cars in a sex or food forum would be highly inappropriate though.

07-25-2007, 03:46 PM	#18
Ragman Enlisted Member Drives: E91 - Gutless, fidgety, BOS Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: UK Posts: 47 iTrader: (0)	Carl You portray characteristics of a schoolboy, someone who clearly isn't 'getting it'. Maybe you should try getting out a bit instead of sitting on your computer all the time - then maybe instead of fantasies you might actually get to experience life. Maybe.

07-25-2007, 04:57 PM	#21
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