E90Post
 


 
BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > How to prevent being raped in Finland...



Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      02-03-2016, 12:39 PM   #1
Joekerr
Joe King
Joekerr's Avatar
1175
Rep
435
Posts

Drives: 2012 300C SRT8
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

How to prevent being raped in Finland...

I want to believe this is a joke by the Finnish government....

Then again, I'd imagine its cold enough to prevent mass numbers coming in.

Lups - here's all you need to know.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/02/fi...nt-being-raped
Appreciate 1
      02-03-2016, 12:43 PM   #2
Delta0311
Major General
Delta0311's Avatar
3118
Rep
7,564
Posts

Drives: 2011 BMW 335xi E92 2016 228xi
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: NJ

iTrader: (1)

HAHA funniest shit I seen all week!! The best way to prevent rape is to not allow these mongoloids in to begin with.. Second thing to do is to shove a 12in dildo (extra thick) up the ass of every Finnish politicians that is pro refugees and then repeatedly ram it for about an hour or so. This way the will have an understanding of what they are about to unleash upon the common man.

The stop hand gesture the chick is making reminds me of Ken and Ryu from SSF, throwing their fireballs. So unless these ladies can pull of shit like this, they are seriously fucked..
Attached Images
 
__________________
You can detect right away those that are going to be shaky, and that will fall behind and those that are very hungry, and that hunger you will have to develop. You gotta create a goal for yourself whatever that may be, a short term goal and a long term goal and you gotta go after that. And if you donít see it, and if you donít believe it, who else will?
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Last edited by Delta0311; 02-03-2016 at 12:52 PM.
Appreciate 2
      02-03-2016, 12:59 PM   #3
kevinbahnz
Captain
kevinbahnz's Avatar
97
Rep
706
Posts

Drives: 2008 335xi sedan
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Ma-NC

iTrader: (1)

so what were the victims doing before this video was made.. just taking it ?
__________________
<img src=http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z164/kevinbahnz/08-23-2008030.jpg border=0 alt= />
Appreciate 1
      02-03-2016, 01:31 PM   #4
wdb
dances with roads
wdb's Avatar
United_States
366
Rep
1,010
Posts

Drives: 2007 Z4MC, 2007 3.0si Cpe 6spd
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: the perimeter

iTrader: (4)

Jihadists are pushovers I guess.
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 02:03 PM   #5
wrickem
finds things funny
wrickem's Avatar
275
Rep
2,624
Posts

Drives: what he wants to
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: lambertville nj

iTrader: (0)

This really works. I just tried it and didn't get raped.
__________________
______________________________________________
'16 - 435 x-drive coupe, '14 528x-drive, '07 M6 (I am a sequential BMW hoarder)
Appreciate 3
      02-03-2016, 02:19 PM   #6
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
9703
Rep
19,190
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
I want to believe this is a joke by the Finnish government....

Then again, I'd imagine its cold enough to prevent mass numbers coming in.

Lups - here's all you need to know.

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/02/fi...nt-being-raped
If my phone would open links again, I could comment.

I find with my modest experience that the easiest way to avoid being raped is living in finland. I do admit the atmosphere here is horrible now, but us normal folks are able to reas through the populism. The statistics show our homey fuckers are very much more likely to lose their balls in my hands than anyone who's moved in recently because of the refugee crisis.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmk08 View Post
I just love how I can derail all of your intellectual conversations for a short time with a one liner about bags of dicks
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 02:28 PM   #7
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6366
Rep
2,201
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
If my phone would open links again, I could comment.

I find with my modest experience that the easiest way to avoid being raped is living in finland. I do admit the atmosphere here is horrible now, but us normal folks are able to reas through the populism. The statistics show our homey fuckers are very much more likely to lose their balls in my hands than anyone who's moved in recently because of the refugee crisis.
You need to practice these new techniques because, borrowing a play from your boyfriend Biorin, if you don't.....

you'll need to




Or a new(ish) one that i'm growing fond of....

__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 2
      02-03-2016, 02:30 PM   #8
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6830
Rep
1,338
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [4.50]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post

Or a new(ish) one that i'm growing fond of....

Oh my... wha... smh
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 02:32 PM   #9
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6366
Rep
2,201
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Oh my... wha... smh
You're new here. This goes back a ways.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 02:42 PM   #10
shoei
Lieutenant Colonel
shoei's Avatar
2607
Rep
1,772
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka
Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Oh my... wha... smh
You're new here. This goes back a ways.
New or not... This is what comes to mind...
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 2
      02-03-2016, 02:48 PM   #11
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6830
Rep
1,338
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [4.50]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
I shall sit back in awe and observe and learn.
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 03:36 PM   #12
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
9703
Rep
19,190
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
I shall sit back in awe and observe and learn.
I've kicked these guys into submission so now they give me shit like this since they all heard the horror story of the one member with a pink, spanked ass.

The story doesn't say what I used. That scares them.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmk08 View Post
I just love how I can derail all of your intellectual conversations for a short time with a one liner about bags of dicks
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 04:08 PM   #13
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6830
Rep
1,338
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [4.50]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
I've kicked these guys into submission so now they give me shit like this since they all heard the horror story of the one member with a pink, spanked ass.

The story doesn't say what I used. That scares them.
If I said I were not curious, and perhaps somewhat aroused, I would be lying.
Appreciate 1
Lups9703

      02-03-2016, 04:28 PM   #14
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6366
Rep
2,201
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
If I said I were not curious, and perhaps somewhat aroused, I would be lying.
Bro.... She's a he.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 1
      02-03-2016, 04:39 PM   #15
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
9703
Rep
19,190
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
If I said I were not curious, and perhaps somewhat aroused, I would be lying.
Rebadge the car and go hunting for blondes who argue politics with you and you've found the right breed of chicks who will keep your ass nice and pink.

Just don't be surprised if you end up being a passenger

I still can't get the clip rolling but but the culture of being a female is very different here than in the usa. I just read a study stating 80% or so of sex crimes get reported. Since we are all blondes, pointing out a foreigner here is fairly easy (and since dna records, they get caught every time unlike finns).

I'm not in any way trying to make it sound everything is sooo fucking rosy here. But our system is very different from the usa and our solved crime rate is that too. That and our very weird women and I truly hope the clip has something better to teach than my old gym teacher had.

"tell him to fuck off. Don't back away. Let him close in enough to kick a knee in. Have long nails since a good big scratch will make finding the perv easy easier. Call cops. Never ever leave anything go."

That all sure as fuck works.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmk08 View Post
I just love how I can derail all of your intellectual conversations for a short time with a one liner about bags of dicks
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 04:47 PM   #16
1MOREMOD
2016 Track Days - 3| Ridge 1:52:24|Pacific 1:33:30
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
4550
Rep
18,046
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Being ugly might work also
Appreciate 1
Lups9703

      02-03-2016, 04:47 PM   #17
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
9703
Rep
19,190
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Bro.... She's a he.
My cover has been blown in the F8x section. I'm only a man in the ot Tonka.

And my dig is smaller than yours!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by dmk08 View Post
I just love how I can derail all of your intellectual conversations for a short time with a one liner about bags of dicks
Appreciate 1
      02-03-2016, 04:56 PM   #18
///M Power-Belgium
Major General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
9937
Rep
8,749
Posts

Drives: ///M3-DCT- E92 Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
I shall sit back in awe and observe and learn.
Kinda lurking ? And learn from Belgium (Philippe)
So please read my lips my friend..

On a serious note : I really hope your balls are big enough to handle all the BS on here ..
And I can tell you...Mine became huge , because I had serious investigation troubles to find out => "The 9 months of gender mystery shit"
__________________
BPM DEV-Tune & DCT software update & Servotronic & coding///Alpine HID Angeleyes///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 04:58 PM   #19
///M Power-Belgium
Major General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
9937
Rep
8,749
Posts

Drives: ///M3-DCT- E92 Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
Being ugly might work also
You said fat girls are cute too with the necessary equipment
__________________
BPM DEV-Tune & DCT software update & Servotronic & coding///Alpine HID Angeleyes///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 05:22 PM   #20
1MOREMOD
2016 Track Days - 3| Ridge 1:52:24|Pacific 1:33:30
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
4550
Rep
18,046
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium View Post
You said fat girls are cute too with the necessary equipment
No I said they all have the same equipment just some more of it.
Appreciate 1
      02-03-2016, 05:46 PM   #21
///M Power-Belgium
Major General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
9937
Rep
8,749
Posts

Drives: ///M3-DCT- E92 Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
No I said they all have the same equipment just some more of it.
Yes brother you are right
It's because I got a Japanese brainwash today !
__________________
BPM DEV-Tune & DCT software update & Servotronic & coding///Alpine HID Angeleyes///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 0
      02-03-2016, 07:00 PM   #22
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2661
Rep
431
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium View Post
Kinda lurking ? And learn from Belgium (Philippe)
So please read my lips my friend..

On a serious note : I really hope your balls are big enough to handle all the BS on here ..
And I can tell you...Mine became huge , because I had serious investigation troubles to find out => "The 9 months of gender mystery shit"
Someone let you get them pregnant?
Appreciate 2
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:29 PM.




e90post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST