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      05-12-2015, 02:43 PM   #1
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Welcome to the "FML" Thread.

It's about 90 degrees outside. I wore the thickest pair of jeans I had to work today. There is a 60% chance of thunderstorms for the 1 hour I'm on the ride home, then it drops to 20%.

I'll either die of heat exhaustion or be struck by lightning.
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Ok so if we dont see a bunch of "Last posted by: Billup this and Billup that. Then we know what happened.
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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up.
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Ok so if we dont see a bunch of "Last posted by: Billup this and Billup that. Then we know what happened.
I always said I'd die doing something I love. Fucking or riding the bike. I was really hoping it wouldn't be on the bike.
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Take Revartr's girlfriend for a bike ride
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She spends a lot of time staying late at work and going on these trips with her guys friends.
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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up.
may i suggest night vision goggles? they love that shit.
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She spends a lot of time staying late at work and going on these trips with her guys friends.
really?
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I'm going to work until I'm 67 and a month before I retire the economy will crash like it's October 24, 1929. Shit like this keeps me up at night.
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really?
I'm joking. I literally just pulled that off of FMyLife.com. I don't currently have a girlfriend, haha.
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working 7 am to 11 pm for the last 7 years. FML
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It's about 90 degrees outside. I wore the thickest pair of jeans I had to work today. There is a 60% chance of thunderstorms for the 1 hour I'm on the ride home, then it drops to 20%.

I'll either die of heat exhaustion or be struck by lightning.
If that happens who will people turn to for relationship advice? You have a responsibility here whether you want it or not!
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Then the senses came in- and realized I'm still two weeks away...

I did call the 800 number and had a lengthy discussion with a customer care specialist. Very cool dude- He was enamored by the build, saying that's his dream car/build, to end it with "what an agonizing wait!"

Thanks dude, thanks.
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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up.
So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.
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So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.
Almost nearly, but not quite hardly. Read the other responses.
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So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.
Almost nearly, but not quite hardly. Read the other responses.
I did now, thanks. But anyway, we all know they're there, they only have to come forward.
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So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.
Nope, haha. That was just a copy/paste from FMyLife.com. I didn't text her or anything until this Sunday, and I just asked if she was upset with me. She read it and didn't respond. So I'm just going to text her one final time tonight and try to figure out what's going on. And if I don't get anything back, that's that.
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So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.
Nope, haha. That was just a copy/paste from FMyLife.com. I didn't text her or anything until this Sunday, and I just asked if she was upset with me. She read it and didn't respond. So I'm just going to text her one final time tonight and try to figure out what's going on. And if I don't get anything back, that's that.
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