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| 10-08-2012, 10:32 AM | #23 |
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noobs... pics are required when posting threads like these
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| 10-08-2012, 12:24 PM | #24 | |
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No pics? And she scanned your fob? At least ask her out as a favor to us!
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| 10-11-2012, 11:04 PM | #25 |
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Go back to that dealership! Casually chat while she's writing up your service appt. Ask her if she wants to grab a drink. The worst she can say is No. You win some, you lose some.
"Amy, I don't really do this but you seem really cool, do you wanna grab a drink sometime?" Check her finger for a ring of course. "I feel like a cocktail,(when you're picking up your car.) Hey, what time are you off? You wanna join me?" The 2nd is more upfront and risky cause you're putting her on the spot but it could work. Just do it or you'll regret it. |
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| 10-11-2012, 11:15 PM | #26 | |
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| 10-15-2012, 06:21 PM | #34 |
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OP,
if you are single, please go and ask her out if you are serious, get her to be your GF if you are smart, you could even get some BMW discounts on top of 3rd base. if you are a cool dude, you would at least then post a photo of your new GF here for us to approve. otherwise, this is a useless thread... and waste of everyone time... We want more than a minute of fun in our day.
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| 10-22-2012, 05:39 AM | #35 |
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I know Amy, she's a friend of my wife's. She was over at the house this weekend for a cookout. She's single, as most guys are kind of threatened by someone as knowledgeable about BMW's as she is. She is really into cars, and was brought up around them, in fact her Dad owns the BMW dealership! She is working in different departments so she will be ready to take over the business in a couple of years, when her Dad retires. She's an only child. I think her Dad also owns a couple of MB, Audi, Porsche and Ferrari dealerships, as well as BMW, Harley, Ducatti bike dealerships, Donzi, Cigarette, and Fountain boat dealerships, Lear and Honda Jet dealerships, a few 5 star restaurants, a ski resort and a casino at Lake Tahoe.
I casually mentioned that I knew a guy that had his Z in for service and thought she was cute. Right away she said "was it the guy with the magnificent fob?" I told her she would know more about that than I would. She said that she had hoped that you would have asked her out, but when she didn't hear from you for a few days, she has started dating someone else. She said her new boyfriend is a French model, she met on the internet. |
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| 10-22-2012, 07:02 AM | #36 |
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hahahaha
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| 10-22-2012, 10:56 AM | #37 | |
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| 10-22-2012, 11:10 AM | #38 |
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| 10-22-2012, 11:39 AM | #39 |
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Look OP, this is how you do it. Next time you see "Amy" tell her that she looks just like one of your girlfriend's friends. Like, it's uncanny that you look so similar to each other. Drop it for 5 min then bring up again how much you they look a like. Then say, would you mind if i took a picture of you to show my GF?
Bam, you gotta pic. Not only that, but tell her that the next time you're you'll bring a pic of her "twin". But the next time you're in, you can sadly tell her that you and your GF broke up before you could get a pic of the "twin". Then ask her out.
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| 10-23-2012, 01:18 AM | #42 |
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Oh this thread brings back memories.. Back in 2010, when I was looking for my car, I had a SA named Jessica at Chapman BMW here in Phoenix. She was gorgeous. Full bolt ons. 26 years old. Drove a Porsche Cayman. Was a real cool person.
She got fired and my SA became a 47 year old man named Richard.
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| 10-23-2012, 09:48 AM | #43 | |
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| 10-23-2012, 10:06 AM | #44 |
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So now we have two hot SA's, one Amy and one Richard, and still no pics of either...
Come on...
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