[BBBluey]

Just cuz she's easy doesn't mean you should be mean. Treat her nice and she'll be all the nicer to you. Having a booty call available will certainly keep your smiles going. Just don't forget what the situation actually is.

[gatorfast]

Congrats on your first time!

[Foodle]

[Mr Tonka]

Should have chloroformed them both and set them up to wake in a precarious situation.... after you backdoored the both of them of course.

[grimlock]

Here's a little something for OP:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sociopath+lying

[scflaw]

Originally Posted by 1NS0MN1A

You added what this thread was lacking.

epic... came into this thread expecting this post to be about that.

[Pontrelli]

Originally Posted by dtwyim

Hmm, sounds more realistic than MPower's story but some pics would be nice

I think you are being generous..I personally think its a fable, a myth, a second cousin to Harvey the Rabbit..

At least make it more beliveable OP by throwing in some details...oh well I guess thats the interwebz for ya.

Originally Posted by grimlock

Here's a little something for OP:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sociopath+lying

+1

Originally Posted by gatorfast

Congrats on your first time!

[hasi4x]

Originally Posted by BBBluey

Just cuz she's easy doesn't mean you should be mean. Treat her nice and she'll be all the nicer to you. Having a booty call available will certainly keep your smiles going. Just don't forget what the situation actually is.

If anything I was still a little intimidated by her because she is a little older than me, but nothing like my first time with her. I treated her like anyone else I've been with because there is no excuse for not being a gentleman. I'll see how things play out down the line because she is actually really playful and quirky.

Originally Posted by gatorfast

Congrats on your first time!

Haha very funny. Just my first achievement outside of school

Originally Posted by MP0WER

Should have chloroformed them both and set them up to wake in a precarious situation.... after you backdoored the both of them of course.

I've let you down again M! I hope one day I can live up to one of your magical encounters. While I'm still sane, it's probably better if I just stay as far away from them as possible lol.

[andybui82]

*golf clap*

[SpeedOften]

Originally Posted by hasi4x

Come on now guys... giving me her number was like the first thing she did lol. I like strong independent women but that shit was such a random pickup. I woulda totally hit that if I met her at a bar or club.

then go tap it... like it's a tap-a-thon...

[dr335is]

Originally Posted by Bimmer Nerd

+1

On another note. I live 5 minutes from that ralphs, time to get a kindle and start reading at ralphs i guess

All you need now is a 335is

[shah269]

So i was at the gym working out, doing my every other day 45 min walk at 15% incline at 3mph...try it will skinny your fat ass out quick!

I had just gotten there and started programming the treadmill when a challupa rocking yoga pants and sheet cake top jumps on the machine next to me...i could feel the floor bend beneath us such that I was no leaning towards her. kind of like this | \ and i was begging for her to either die of a massive blood splattering heart attack or just do a quick 5 min walk and go back to Fudrockers because there was no way i could keep my balance at that angle.

And as I’m about to put my head phones on and walking it happens...
Challupa "Hey was that your car?"

me fuck shit cock crap god fucking daaaammm dead kittens and flying burning piles of shit .... be nice be nice
"Yes."

Chalupa "Can you give me a ride?"

My dick looked up at me...no joke my cock looked up at me with it's one eye and said..."Asshole...you give her a ride I'm taking my fucking balls and leaving your sorry ass! Just tell her that you have this simple rule about NO BBW'S IN YOUR BMW"

Me "I'm sorry...the car is a mess right now."

And wouldn’t you know it she stayed on the treadmill for all of the 45 min I was on my uphill power walk…sure she was sweating like a pig in the desert and grabbing the handle bars of the treadmill as if her life depended on it and the vains in her forehead were ready to go high order….but she did it!

And as I got off, do you know what she said…..

“You sure?”

At which point I have no idea how but my cock got a razor blade and gave me that one eyed look!

And I had to say no.

But you know if she were hot! Like the cute girl that pulled up next to the OP……I would have been on there like white on right!

So what was your excuse again buddy?

[Pontrelli]

[GewoW]

lol the sheer ignorance on STDs and condom protection is truly epic....sad really. herpetic lesions and condylomas look fuckin sexy on your dick...oh baby. best part is you can't get rid of em! mmmmmm

good job OP, i guess, but a girl that comes up to me and wants to do it within a few hours is a red flag.

[Pontrelli]

Originally Posted by GewoW

lol the sheer ignorance on STDs and condom protection is truly epic....sad really. herpetic lesions and condylomas look fuckin sexy on your dick...oh baby. best part is you can't get rid of em! mmmmmm

good job OP, i guess, but a girl that comes up to me and wants to do it within a few hours is a red flag.

..the ignorance is your own..do you know the estimate is that almost 80% of the adult population has the herpes virus or human papiloma virus ..the overwhelming majority are asymptomatic..the immune system doing its job..so yes if you use condoms properly and consistently.,.there is little risk..or you can just go through life hiding under your bed..

[GewoW]

Originally Posted by Pontrelli

..the ignorance is your own..do you know the estimate is that almost 80% of the adult population has the herpes virus or human papiloma virus ..the overwhelming majority are asymptomatic..the immune system doing its job..so yes if you use condoms properly and consistently.,.there is little risk..or you can just go through life hiding under your bed..

did you know that you don't know what you're talking about? do you know about HSV-1 and 2? do you know that 2 is considered the STI and that the incidence is 1 in 5-6? the incidence of HSV-2 correlates quite well with genital HSV-2 infection. on the other hand, HSV-1 can also infect genitalia, but it is very difficult to estimate the differences in prevalence between oral and ano-genital involvement...so there is no actually good statistic.

don't argue a losing battle

[Pontrelli]

Originally Posted by GewoW

did you know that you don't know what you're talking about? do you know about HSV-1 and 2? do you know that 2 is considered the STI and that the incidence is 1 in 5-6? the incidence of HSV-2 correlates quite well with genital HSV-2 infection. on the other hand, HSV-1 can also infect genitalia, but it is very difficult to estimate the differences in prevalence between oral and ano-genital involvement...so there is no actually good statistic.

don't argue a losing battle

Like I said..just hide under your bed..people like you who see boogy men behind every corner and are afraid to live life for imagined fear have already lost the battle

[GewoW]

Originally Posted by Pontrelli

Like I said..just hide under your bed..people like you who see boogy men behind every corner and are afraid to live life for imagined fear have already lost the battle

^^ judgement is high in this one

[grimlock]

Shah is back with his fat chicks.
When you gonna finally hit it? Forget what your momma thinks..

[shah269]

NO BBW'S IN MY BMW!

Come on STD's! Fuck that shit! Sure you dick may explode! And yeah that sucks!
But you know what really fucking sucks! KIDS!

AIDs kills you in 4 years. You can live longer if you have health insurance.

Kids...they kill you slowly over 21 years...they eat your shit, they fuck up your house and when they turn 16 they take your car and fuck that up too!
And that's if the mom doesn't fuck you over first!

Rock a rubber! Save your life! Save your car!

[E90 87ss]

Originally Posted by GewoW

^^ judgement is high in this one

Agree with what you said earlier... The goal is to minimize your risk, maximize reward... OP did fine.

+ what shah said...

[persian54]

cliff notes? don't feel like reading all the pages... lol