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Picked up by a girl while in my car
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12-02-2012, 03:50 PM | #89 |
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Just cuz she's easy doesn't mean you should be mean. Treat her nice and she'll be all the nicer to you. Having a booty call available will certainly keep your smiles going. Just don't forget what the situation actually is.
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12-02-2012, 09:50 PM | #92 |
is probably out riding.
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Should have chloroformed them both and set them up to wake in a precarious situation.... after you backdoored the both of them of course.
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12-03-2012, 12:51 AM | #93 |
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At least make it more beliveable OP by throwing in some details...oh well I guess thats the interwebz for ya. ![]() Quote:
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12-03-2012, 11:32 AM | #96 | |
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Haha very funny. Just my first achievement outside of school ![]() I've let you down again M! I hope one day I can live up to one of your magical encounters. While I'm still sane, it's probably better if I just stay as far away from them as possible lol. |
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12-03-2012, 12:34 PM | #97 |
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12-03-2012, 02:11 PM | #99 |
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12-03-2012, 05:08 PM | #100 |
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So i was at the gym working out, doing my every other day 45 min walk at 15% incline at 3mph...try it will skinny your fat ass out quick!
I had just gotten there and started programming the treadmill when a challupa rocking yoga pants and sheet cake top jumps on the machine next to me...i could feel the floor bend beneath us such that I was no leaning towards her. kind of like this | \ and i was begging for her to either die of a massive blood splattering heart attack or just do a quick 5 min walk and go back to Fudrockers because there was no way i could keep my balance at that angle. And as I’m about to put my head phones on and walking it happens... Challupa "Hey was that your car?" me fuck shit cock crap god fucking daaaammm dead kittens and flying burning piles of shit .... be nice be nice "Yes." Chalupa "Can you give me a ride?" My dick looked up at me...no joke my cock looked up at me with it's one eye and said..."Asshole...you give her a ride I'm taking my fucking balls and leaving your sorry ass! Just tell her that you have this simple rule about NO BBW'S IN YOUR BMW" Me "I'm sorry...the car is a mess right now." And wouldn’t you know it she stayed on the treadmill for all of the 45 min I was on my uphill power walk…sure she was sweating like a pig in the desert and grabbing the handle bars of the treadmill as if her life depended on it and the vains in her forehead were ready to go high order….but she did it! And as I got off, do you know what she said….. “You sure?” At which point I have no idea how but my cock got a razor blade and gave me that one eyed look! And I had to say no. But you know if she were hot! Like the cute girl that pulled up next to the OP……I would have been on there like white on right! So what was your excuse again buddy? |
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12-03-2012, 08:16 PM | #102 |
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lol the sheer ignorance on STDs and condom protection is truly epic....sad really. herpetic lesions and condylomas look fuckin sexy on your dick...oh baby. best part is you can't get rid of em! mmmmmm
good job OP, i guess, but a girl that comes up to me and wants to do it within a few hours is a red flag.
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^^ judgement is high in this one
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12-04-2012, 10:46 AM | #108 |
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NO BBW'S IN MY BMW!
Come on STD's! Fuck that shit! Sure you dick may explode! And yeah that sucks! But you know what really fucking sucks! KIDS! AIDs kills you in 4 years. You can live longer if you have health insurance. Kids...they kill you slowly over 21 years...they eat your shit, they fuck up your house and when they turn 16 they take your car and fuck that up too! And that's if the mom doesn't fuck you over first! Rock a rubber! Save your life! Save your car! |
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12-04-2012, 11:34 AM | #109 |
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Agree with what you said earlier... The goal is to minimize your risk, maximize reward... OP did fine.
+ what shah said...
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12-04-2012, 05:36 PM | #110 |
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cliff notes? don't feel like reading all the pages... lol
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