[Brian mc21]

Fecking hell if I could afford to give the other half ten grand I wouldn't spend half my time driving praying nothing breaks or none of them pesky things that pop up on the dash that makes my arse clench show up.

[mowflow]

Originally Posted by Yoro35i

Very good!! Gf just lost her 4k Chanel watch..im very happy as she didn't listen to me when i said don't wear any expensive stuff to clubbing! I'm evilly laughing inside she did not heed my warning!

You won't be laughing when you have to fork out for the replacement. Surely you should know by now that this is how it works.

I suppose you could dump her to get out of paying, would also save you getting her a Christmas present so double bonus. Then call her up in January and say you have reconsidered. Winner

[AlanYoro35i]

Originally Posted by mowflow

You won't be laughing when you have to fork out for the replacement. Surely you should know by now that this is how it works.

I suppose you could dump her to get out of paying, would also save you getting her a Christmas present so double bonus. Then call her up in January and say you have reconsidered. Winner

only one she be getting is the one from china!!LOL

[A_P]

LOL

[SeanH]

Morning y'all bored, waiting to get onto the job. Currently looking at F30s seen one with 3k miles every option box ticked and he's only wanting 23k for it. January 2012 61 reg n all.

[Hotcoupe]

Great thread,although there are certain comments that are starting to sound like the script for 'Brokeback Mountain is really in the Big Apple'.

Originally Posted by Yoro35i

Very good!! Gf just lost her 4k Chanel watch..im very happy as she didn't listen to me when i said don't wear any expensive stuff to clubbing! I'm evilly laughing inside she did not heed my warning!

Strange comment,would it have been so amusing if the GF was the wife?

[A_P]

Maybe Yoro is thug style rolling into clubs with pockets 10k deep. And droping P's on the fly coochies. hahahahaha

[sheps]

Originally Posted by A_P

Maybe Yoro is thug style rolling into clubs with pockets 10k deep. And droping P's on the fly coochies. hahahahaha

What he said ^^

[dobbo99]

this post has made me laugh this morning.
nice work guys.

[AlanYoro35i]

Hahahaa how i wish so too!!

Thugs 4 lyf init!! lets roll like...ermm a roll of tissue..roll!! I can rap too haha

On a more serious note.. The watch was her graduation present from her dad.. I wont be laughing if i had paid for it lol

[A_P]

[AlanYoro35i]

Hahahahha

[Hotcoupe]

Originally Posted by Yoro35i

On a more serious note.. The watch was her graduation present from her dad.. I wont be laughing if i had paid for it lol

Geez Fella,you're really not covering yourself in glory in this thread,are you?

Laughing at your girlfriend for losing a 4k watch is bad enough.
It's tenfold worse knowing it was to commemorate an important milestone in her life,celebrated and rewarded in a special way by her Father!


Guess I'm old fashioned,and not down with da kidz,thankfully.

[zltm089]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Geez Fella,you're really not covering yourself in glory in this thread,are you?

Laughing at your girlfriend for losing a 4k watch is bad enough.
It's tenfold worse knowing it was to commemorate an important milestone in her life,celebrated and rewarded in a special way by her Father!


Guess I'm old fashioned,and not down with da kidz,thankfully.

Keep it real Ian!

Got to wear the trousers in a relationship!

[A_P]

Kerbed my rim on a some Wa*k price of loose kerb which someone had decided to leave sticking out in the road.!

You know the type, oh look there is a loose brick, lets not lift it up and put in on the path or the grass. Lets instead leave it in the road my the kerb on a blind corner. ... yes lets.

Wouldn't mind kerbing someones face. Might have to call the macdees thug to come down and batter some girls.

[SeanH]

Just purchased an F30 Sport turns out I've bought one of the BMW Launch Cars 61 reg with every option box ticked and its only done 3k miles. Tis an 320d Sport in Melbourne Red. Pics will go up once its arrived

[AlanYoro35i]

Originally Posted by Hotcoupe

Geez Fella,you're really not covering yourself in glory in this thread,are you?

Laughing at your girlfriend for losing a 4k watch is bad enough.
It's tenfold worse knowing it was to commemorate an important milestone in her life,celebrated and rewarded in a special way by her Father!


Guess I'm old fashioned,and not down with da kidz,thankfully.

I was never intended to cover myself in glory, none of my threads have i ever tried too.

I know i am bad hence i said i was evil for laughing at her, not in her face ofcourse. She was going to wear the Tiffany bracelet i bought her as a present but when i saw it i had a go at her for wearing expensive thing to THE CLUB which is full of drunk people and yet the Clumsy GF can get drunk too, Not the most sensible place to wear fine jewellery is it now? Ok she said she wear top shop stuff..and i didn't notice she took her watch out with her, i warned her about it( which was the point ) but then she wears a 3 x expensive stuff..she lost it and proved i am right.

I am of course feeling bad for her loosing her graduation present, but i think she deserves a lesson and this proved to be a very expensive lesson.

Am i wrong?

[dxb335d]

Is it insured?

[A_P]

I dunno about dance floors and what not.

But what I do know is you had a chance to go all "Jamaican macdee - ima furc you erp bi*tch- yea... - how..- you...*repeatedly blows to the cranium and torso from a blunt instrument*....like-....me...- NOW......?"

All whilst some annoying chic shouting..... "stooooooop"......"omg stoooooooop!"..... somebody call the police".

and then kev quietly sneaking in a laying a big dump on her face.

[A_P]

paaaamp paaaamp paaamp yea... another on bites tha dust aaaaa

[Hotcoupe]

Originally Posted by Yoro35i

Am i wrong?

Now you've explained yourself,possibly not,no.

However,ask your GF to read your previous two posts,and see if she finds what you've written in any way amusing.

I bet you'll be 'slapping the bishop' for quite a few weeks,and nursing a possible black eye!

[A_P]

Hahahahahahahaha Spit the coffee out comment. Ian lol